Elizabeth Culver Edwards aka Table4Five

50+ Bipolar Wife & Mom to LGBTQ kids 🏳‍🌈 Detroit born, Lansing raised liberal & OG Mom blogger. Here for truth, snark, & to give compliments to celebrities.

[Elizabeth Culver Edwards aka Table4Five @Table4Five]

@budlight Oh, Bud Light. Whomever captioned this tweet, it's Bud Lights. Plural. You used the possessive and the much-misused apostrophe. Please hire an ad agency with an English major.

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@FairlyOddMother I got at least 2 of those flip cameras in sponsor swag bags. No idea what I did with them!

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@BlazesAccount @TheOnlyDetox The ONLY appropriate use of the letter X!

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I've played 2 games and guessed them both in four moves!

[Elizabeth Culver Edwards aka Table4Five @Table4Five]

how do I share my Wordle game? screenshot?

[Elizabeth Culver Edwards aka Table4Five @Table4Five]

@nathanwpyle I think El!zabeth works nicely.

[Elizabeth Culver Edwards aka Table4Five @Table4Five]

Hi Cassandra, found you from Buzzfeed. It's always great to meet another person who understands that since the acronym is Graphic Interchange Format, and NOT Giraffic Interchange Format, GIF is pronounced with a hard G. I'm here to die on this hill if necessary.

[Cassandra Lease @Themiscyra]

@ChuckWendig GIF...is pronounced...with a HARD G.

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Or like how Amy Schumer comes up with everyone else's jokes.

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@Mark_Dubs Death Horse was the name of my college punk band 🤣

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@NoContextBrits I don't know what I expected the bread to look like but it wasn't this so thanks for the unexpected outburst I had 🤣🤣🤣

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@hannastasia @ChrisQRG1917 @WB_Baskerville The photos make it seem like a debutante ball.

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@natlawyerchic I just became a Chicklet! I'm in Michigan so I especially love your videos from some of our judges 😉

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Fourteen years of mostly forgetting to tweet, but hey, I'm still here #MyTwitterAnniversary

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@AmyMcCreadyPPS How old are they?

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@SpeakerPelosi @sfpelosi @60Minutes Watching your 60 Minutes interview. You must have been so scared. Would a virtual hug and our best wishes from Michigan help? 🤗

[Elizabeth Culver Edwards aka Table4Five @Table4Five]

@Wendys_Garden I was about to tweet just the word "Exhausted."

[Elizabeth Culver Edwards aka Table4Five @Table4Five]

Google Translate Songs with Meghan Trainor, Megan's chorus is this:
👱‍♀️🐟🐟, 🐟🐟, 🚫😲

https://t.co/xcI34fKcOQ via @YouTube

[Elizabeth Culver Edwards aka Table4Five @Table4Five]

@USAO_MIE I don't know which Michiganders you mean, but I promise you that we want to be safe. I'd prefer my two adult sons who both work full time not be exposed to COVID. We're fine ordering take-out & watching movies at home. Why take chances with a virus that kills people?

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It's #MyTwitterAnniversary 13 years!

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@boxycharm I always do complexion first.