Table Scraps

Rock band from unloved region with no money but do alright 🤘 Buy ACID YELLOW vinyl, CDs, t-shirts, bundles ⬇️

[Table Scraps @TableScrapsBand]

IT'S ALBUM TIME! 'Coffin Face' - our new LP on YELLOW vinyl - is out Sep 24th ⚰🌞

Here is a taste of track one: 'Threads' 🐎

Pre-order, stream, watch 👉 https://t.co/aHtTnn45oB

[Table Scraps @TableScrapsBand]

@beckyrogers29 Just popping up on Twitter for the first time in a ZILLION years to spout the fun fact that a Brummie wrote ‘Candy’ 😎

[guppy @guppytheband]

lots of merch cut discourse these days. while i totally agree, i think we’re ignoring a way bigger issue at venues: the bathroom tickets. sometimes venues only give us 4 bathroom break tickets per band. between a 4 person band on tour, each person peeing once is NOT enough.

[Table Scraps @TableScrapsBand]

@auspices Yep one of the absolute worst venues in the country - we also have maybe the second worst in the Institute! 🥰

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@jimmymacmusic Brent as Austin Powers is spot on - really quite something. Have looked after him twice at our local. Nice bloke, his wife (also lovely) manages it with an iron fist, deeply depressed tour manager who DJs, people too pissed to even know where to look for the selfies. Carnage!

[Table Scraps @TableScrapsBand]

@lexkelandjun Probably worked out that TERFs are the easiest and most gormless marks to extract more money from, which can then mysteriously disappear up her nose?

[Table Scraps @TableScrapsBand]

@angrymaggie Double it and pass it to the next guy (me 😡)

[Hare & Hounds Birmingham @hareandhounds]

NEW SHOW: Margarita Witch Cult
Hare & Hounds
Fri Sept 15th

Tickets on sale now! 💀🤘
https://t.co/yfVvom9G4I

[Table Scraps @TableScrapsBand]

@smellybdrmm Gwan boys - see you for more penalty shootouts and cups of tea back at The Hare soon 🤠

[bdrmm @smellybdrmm]

ok fuck. word is, there is a pretty solid chance we could chart. which is unreal considering we’re 4 daft lads from hull. to have that under our belt be crazy. thank you all for the support so far, it has been amazing. you can stream/buy our record here; https://t.co/fPXjB9xgCG

[Table Scraps @TableScrapsBand]

@Benefitstheband Seeing you guys smashing it is the best reason to scroll the timeline these days 💪💪

[Table Scraps @TableScrapsBand]

Great to see Scott finally taking on the Glasto headline last night. Super chuffed for you, mate xxx

[Table Scraps @TableScrapsBand]

@vinylfan83 Well said, mate!

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@smellybdrmm @SoYoungMagazine Love the artwork but it does make you seem less like the cuddly and adorable scamps you are IRL

[Table Scraps @TableScrapsBand]

@ilovealcopop @NotJayTabb @Coventry_City @wembleystadium Ahh was rooting for you pal - next time!

[Table Scraps @TableScrapsBand]

Bandcamp Friday bonanza flash sale! All LPs £15 (plus all three for £40) and an irresistable CD bundle too. Free 7" of 'Sick of Me' with every order! Yowza! https://t.co/1BwlnTIzCr

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@Benefitstheband @gshawisme @hareandhounds Pretty sure I found that pineapple juice on Sunday morning - hope it did the job, mate, and glad the paneer was a winner!

[Table Scraps @TableScrapsBand]

@Benefitstheband @hareandhounds @helloscrounge Paneer one with lime pickle and popadoms in it is banging. And appropriately Brummie, ofc x

[Black Mekon @blackmekon]

SUNDAY! Early show, 5pm. Supporting Quasi (!) at Hare & Hounds, B'ham.
TICKETS! https://t.co/Yx2aQlhkHr

[Table Scraps @TableScrapsBand]

@VonPip @CATHFACTORY A fair few in the Midlands learned this the hard way, sadly - especially a number of unfortunate teenage interns who got attacked the second they moved onto bigger and better things