Mrs_Cortez

I’m the fun mom, the type you wish your mom was! I’m a good wife, he says so himself. I’m an asshole, I’m a smartass, mostly a good cook! I enjoy simple things.

[Mrs_Cortez @Tablesaltandtea]

Alex done almost choked on a nasty ass nail. @pizzahutglenoaks your foul AF @pizzahut this isn’t ok

[Mrs_Cortez @Tablesaltandtea]

@MileyCyrus I’m pretty sure I have a crush on you.... just sayin!

[Mrs_Cortez @Tablesaltandtea]

@TessaHulse I can give you some good family recipes lol

[Mrs_Cortez @Tablesaltandtea]

@DogBountyHunter, dog I am so sorry to hear of Beth’s passing. You have no idea how much your family had an impact on mine. My heart hurts for you as a daughter, a wife and a mother. I pray for strength for you and the entire family. Hug your kids a little tighter for me! ❤️❤️

[Mrs_Cortez @Tablesaltandtea]

@TessaHulse Ok switch me then so I can lmao and you can watch wiggles with Madie lol

[Mrs_Cortez @Tablesaltandtea]

Y’all ever just be stretching out!? That good stretch? Unless your me and look at your legs while stretching only to see how effing short your legs are!!? Lol

[Mrs_Cortez @Tablesaltandtea]

🚨 Who sang this hit? Help me (SchitzNgigz) win cash on Music Mania - a super fun live game show!@onjoyride 🔴🤑🎶 #onjoyride #gameshow https://t.co/TZo1d1TRiL

[Mrs_Cortez @Tablesaltandtea]

@lildickytweets my daughter is obsessed with #earth she can go through every emotion watching it. And it always makes her smile thank you!

[Mrs_Cortez @Tablesaltandtea]

@TessaHulse Ain’t it pawn? Or maybe I’m just hella dumb. Lol but your a boo bear in my book your equal to most... actually better

[Mrs_Cortez @Tablesaltandtea]

@TessaHulse #worthit

[Mrs_Cortez @Tablesaltandtea]

@TessaHulse Mood AF!

[Mrs_Cortez @Tablesaltandtea]

@edsheeran your song on Sesame Street “I Live in two different worlds”
Thank you for making my sad little panda, happy.

[Mrs_Cortez @Tablesaltandtea]

This fucking lint licker @realDonaldTrump tweets “presidential harassment should never be allowed again.”

Well you tangerine little bitch... sexual harassment shouldn’t be allowed... ever. Yet, there you sit... in office. Sad.

[Mrs_Cortez @Tablesaltandtea]

@TessaHulse Ya ain’t never heard of breakfast nachos!!? Lol

[Mrs_Cortez @Tablesaltandtea]

@kristinith_99 Nah but homegirl ordered the newest iwatch drunk lmao

[Mrs_Cortez @Tablesaltandtea]

@TessaHulse Girl same! Santa dropped mine off

[Mrs_Cortez @Tablesaltandtea]

@TessaHulse Tortured by living/ life lol

[Mrs_Cortez @Tablesaltandtea]

@jamalimaddix your fucking great!

[Mrs_Cortez @Tablesaltandtea]

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