Uatu

I have watched all that I needed to. Now I rest. 🇺🇸 🇮🇱

[Uatu @TaciturnWatcher]

The Kang Games - RP/Solo List {COMPLETED}

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[Uatu @TaciturnWatcher]

::The Watcher needs this in his life::

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First trailer for ‘MARVEL MAXIMUM COLLECTION’, with 13 classic arcade games including:

• X-Men: The Arcade Game
• Spider-Man/X-Men: Arcade's Revenge
• Captain America and the Avengers
• Spider-Man/Venom: Maximum Carnage

Coming soon to consoles & PC.

[Uatu @TaciturnWatcher]

::First the Watcher saw someone claiming that Spider-Man is as strong as the Hulk - and now he sees someone claiming that Spider-Man is as smart as Mr. Fantastic::

::The Watcher can only wonder what insane nonsense he’ll see being spouted off next…::

[Uatu @TaciturnWatcher]

::The Watcher needs this two-pack in his life::

::And he hopes they follow it up with the rest of the team::

[Uatu @TaciturnWatcher]

::The Watcher remembers when Whirlwind thought he was a waaaaaay bigger deal than he actually is::

[Uatu @TaciturnWatcher]

::The Watcher remembers when Starfox started to choke out the Scarlet Witch::

[Uatu @TaciturnWatcher]

::The Watcher remembers when Hawkeye knocked out his wife::

[Uatu @TaciturnWatcher]

::The Watcher is at the point where he prefers his favorites NOT being mainstream::

::At least that way, he muses, they cannot be butchered to hell and back::

[THE SCARLET WITCH. @ilcaosscarlatto]

|| I'll give you a worse experience: write a character who's not currently mainstream because they aren't appearing in comics and try to get interactions.

[Uatu @TaciturnWatcher]

::The Watcher remembers what side Hawkeye was on during the Avengers/Defenders War::

[Uatu @TaciturnWatcher]

::The Watcher still hasn’t seen any of the terrible movies or TV shows based on Earth’s super-heroes since Endgame::

::Except for the one about Kraven… but that doesn’t count::

[Uatu @TaciturnWatcher]

::The Watcher remembers how Thunderstrike dealt with a rampaging Juggernaut::

[Uatu @TaciturnWatcher]

::The Watcher remembers a universe where Wonder Man’s mind was transferred into the Vision’s body::

::It was a pretty grim universe, all things considered, though it worked out well enough for the Scarlet Witch…::

[Uatu @TaciturnWatcher]

::The Watcher sheds a tear for Sal Buscema::

[Uatu @TaciturnWatcher]

::It’s almost as if all of their lives are controlled by shitty writers…::

[Uatu @TaciturnWatcher]

::Come to think of it, Uatu recalls now that the very reason they were recruited into the Young Avengers is because the Vision had them listed in his failsafe plan - meaning he already knew they were out there::

::Something he probably shoulda mentioned to Wanda previously…::

[THE SCARLET WITCH. @ilcaosscarlatto]

|| Considering he pretends they don't exist...

[Uatu @TaciturnWatcher]

::The Watcher wonders if the Vision gets bad flashbacks to the first time Billy and Tommy returned…::

[THE SCARLET WITCH. @ilcaosscarlatto]

|| It's funny to think how Victor von Doom exchanged more words with Billy and Tommy than Vision ever did.

(And no, I'm not counting Vision that's with YA, I think he should classify as a different person.)

[Uatu @TaciturnWatcher]

::The Watcher almost lets out a chuckle::

[THE SCARLET WITCH. @ilcaosscarlatto]

Oh. But doesn't Johnny Storm look just like him nowadays?

[THE SCARLET WITCH. @ilcaosscarlatto]

She will give Hulk Hogan a call— in case he'd like to join the Unity Squad once again.

[Uatu @TaciturnWatcher]

::The Watcher thinks that the new Black Panther is the funniest shit ever::

[Uatu @TaciturnWatcher]

::The Watcher just shakes his head at the misconception that the movies have given people about Cap’s abilities::

[THE SCARLET WITCH. @ilcaosscarlatto]

|| Hah. I'd love to see that moment.

But I also thought his abilities would not let him get intoxicated, although these things change over time.

[Uatu @TaciturnWatcher]

::The Watcher remembers the time Cap got too drunk to throw his shield straight - which was a tad embarrassing for the legendary shield-slinger::

::He imagines that played a role, too, in addition to his general adherence towards being a role model for others::

[THE SCARLET WITCH. @ilcaosscarlatto]

|| I hope I'm not making this up, but I'm sure Steve has an aversion to alcohol because his father was an alcoholic.