If you work, sorry intern at Hungry Jacks for $6 an hour you would want all you can eat burgers. Then again maybe just take the $6. #hungryjacks#dodgy#paytheminimumwage
Went to Woolworths to see if they had Chang's noodle salad dressing. I couldn't find it and when I asked a lady for help she advised me it wasn't Melbourne. She then said if I was in deer park I might have a... https://t.co/wLkIS7xM41
Get stuffed #coles sebas. Sold out of heraldsuns so couldn't buy one and get mini food toy. Inflexible staff said nothing they could do! Well there was something, that was me putting my shopping back and going to Woolies.
I got my democracy sausage on early this election. Got a nice greeting from all the candidates. On the walk back to the car I saw the liberal candidate trying to jump start the car which was towing his picture. #notagoodomen
Today is one of my favourite days of the year - bad pun footy headlines day. Can't wait to read the heraldsun. Will it be Eagles dare, landed or maybe lair.