foxy moron

inside im just hundreds of cocktail shrimp working together to be a person 🦐🦐🦐

[foxy moron @Taco_City]

A series of photos my brother took of me drunk, explaining how fun the game dynasty warriors is.

[Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman]

“You have the morals of an alley cat,” is like something you sing about the Grinch.

[Dr Grayfang @DrGrayfang]

People over 25 when Ludacris came out during the halftime show

[foxy moron @Taco_City]

@itsmiawoah You got this!! I believe in you, so close!!!

[foxy moron @Taco_City]

@coyotebonez You could get that spray on polyurethane, thats how I’ve sealed my outdoor murals.

[foxy moron @Taco_City]

@andisue03 You right, feel you and support you!!

[foxy moron @Taco_City]

BYE BITCH

[katie smith @probablyreadit]

Protestors cheer upon learning Henry Kissinger died

[fig Newton @boyfriendabuser]

get loved loser, get absolutely fucking treasured

[foxy moron @Taco_City]

@itsmiawoah Yessssss

[foxy moron @Taco_City]

@coyotebonez If youre for real we can talk about it, I have reasons that arent just they peripherally make me uncomfortable

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

NYT’s useful life hack on how to escape student debt

[foxy moron @Taco_City]

@coyotebonez I do not

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

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[foxy moron @Taco_City]

I have a problem with people that claim they dont need dinner if they “fill up on lunch!?” Fuck off

[foxy moron @Taco_City]

@AlexaTimm I did include shortalls in this count

[foxy moron @Taco_City]

I cant stop buying overalls, i just purchased my 5th pair in two months and this is not a replacement for therapy but it helps me feel the good chemicals SO

[The Iron Sheik @the_ironsheik]

RESPECT THE LEGEND FOREVER 😢

[foxy moron @Taco_City]

Update - Ive made it two months! Feeling accomplished :)

[foxy moron @Taco_City]

If anyone has tips/tricks for quitting vaping send them my way, im on my like 5th time quitting and need this one to stick. Send me strength/affirmation/encouragement homies.

[foxy moron @Taco_City]

@itsmiawoah LMAOOO