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Austinite. Miss the old #keepaustinweird

#pitmaster #realestate #GulfCoast

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@checkmatestate @EconCircus C. Someone else

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@NYTNational What in the hell. Who gave you such bad information?

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@TheBrokeAgent 2 months to get a fridge
4 months to get a washer/dryer

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@TheBrokeAgent FHA and VA appraisals.

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@weatherchannel
Looks like its offical - Texas is a part of Florida.

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After season 8 episode 1 - done with the series.
#Brooklyn99

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If Texas wanted higher education to be a priority it would remove in/out of district.
Is My out of district student going to learn 4x as much as an in district student?

@teainfo @GregAbbott_TX
#texaseducation

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We live in Round Rock but zoned for Hutto ISD which means Austin Community College is out of district. ACC is 1.5 miles away and would cost 4200. a semester. Temple Community College is 55 miles and would cost 1700. a semester.
@teainfo @GregAbbott_TX
#texaseducation

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@JasonWhitely We have bobcars that sit on the fence and "watch" the neighborhood.

Only problem is that we have a 9 month old basset who barks nonstop at them.

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No. I dont like chocolate or wine. Don't judge me.

#nothanks #chocolate #wine #wednesdaythought #broken

[Dale Brisby @dalebrisby]

Retweet if you wanna be @jbmauney’s intern 🤣

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@ChipotleTweets last 2 times we have order the beef has been all gristle and no rice in the bowl. Even asking for extra rice gets ignored.
$20 on dinner and picking up another order of takeout for the family.

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@MoHotmessGandhi Yup. She is the reason why there are Lifetime movies on women serial killers.

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@thedixiechicken

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@DairyQueen Drive Thru Employee:
How is your day?

Me: I'm order a small blizzard with extra cheesecake at 3pm. Thats how its going.

#realestatetedtalk #realestate

[Rolling Stone @RollingStone]

Biz Markie, the pioneering rapper, producer, and beatboxer whose jovial goofiness and innovative samples made him a singular presence in hip-hop, has died at the age of 57 https://t.co/z36ItaINgo

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@SandraSt2005 Id have fired her ass.

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Yet, the staff was helpful to all the men in the store. I sure will not recommend y'all to my clients in the future.

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Seriously underwhelmed with @SherwinWilliams today for color matching. The associate told me colors are on the wall.
Color match app download has just stalled. Again.
I wanted to give SW my business instead off to @HomeDepot I go.
#painting #remodel

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Take note companies. Your automated response are crap and "customer service" who only read a script all provide ZERO value.

https://t.co/oi1wCS25Qg
#customerservice #business