Matthew Woodward

Dino’s Las Vegas Karaoke Host, Award Winning Actor & Writer and in that one Coldplay video no one recognizes me from🤣

[Matthew Woodward @Tacosaredeadly]

I’m happy @DrakeBell is bringing awareness about our union. I worked my ass off to get into sag before it merged. I was able to have health insurance through them for 2 years. I pay my dues every year and have for almost 20 years. At this point I’m paying for screeners.

[Matthew Woodward @Tacosaredeadly]

@reviewjournal Make an example out of him! Come to Vegas and have fun but don’t fuck around. Make him as scared as that flamingo was!

[Matthew Woodward @Tacosaredeadly]

@stevebyrnelive Vegas isn’t far behind😒

[Matthew Woodward @Tacosaredeadly]

I hope the man that took the flamingo and terrorized it in Las Vegas gets everything he has coming to him. That video makes me physically ill…fuck you man, I wish nothing but the worst for you.

[Matthew Woodward @Tacosaredeadly]

Dear @AppleMusic please pay artists fairly so you can stop pulling music. Keep pulling music and I’ll have to switch to another service.

[Matthew Woodward @Tacosaredeadly]

@LasVegasLocally @d3x312 I had friends in town and on Fremont and wanted a photo with the chippendales models. I asked how much, they said my call so I said $20 and they agreed. Went to tap and they charged me $80 and smiled about it. I disputed the charge.

[Matthew Woodward @Tacosaredeadly]

Oh did the Yankees get swept? How sad for them, how very sad for them🤣

[Matthew Woodward @Tacosaredeadly]

@dan_aykroyd I will forever love this movie. Loved it as a kid and even more now.

[Matthew Woodward @Tacosaredeadly]

Hank Hill waking up from a nightmare in the new @kingofthehill got me so good I had to pause the show🤣

“Don’t throw into coverage, Tony Romo!” 💀

[Matthew Woodward @Tacosaredeadly]

Apparently this is a parking spot in Las Vegas🤦🏼‍♂️ #lasvegas #idiots

[Matthew Woodward @Tacosaredeadly]

@PaulSoter If you are the killer, that’s cool, just…you know, don’t kill me!

[Matthew Woodward @Tacosaredeadly]

@OnlyInBOS Wow, been going there since the late 90s. Still stopped in when I would visit family. This makes me sad.

[Matthew Woodward @Tacosaredeadly]

@MrBitcoinWhalee Worth a shot🤷🏼‍♂️

[Matthew Woodward @Tacosaredeadly]

@TitleTalkTCL I was there! Super cool experience! They had vendors walking around selling donuts and they laughed at me when I asked if they had water bottles instead of bud light lol

[Matthew Woodward @Tacosaredeadly]

Just curious @zachbraff I used to live right by the old hospital where Scrubs originally filmed before it was torn down and made into apartments. Was the new season filmed on a lot or did they find a new hospital to use? #scrubs

[Matthew Woodward @Tacosaredeadly]

Facebook is telling me I need a recent photo with @ConanOBrien so I guess you gotta come to Vegas. Sorry Conan, I don’t make the rules🤷🏼‍♂️

[Matthew Woodward @Tacosaredeadly]

The disrespect the @Patriots are still getting is insane! People really will make any excuse on why they won. They’re just a solid team, end of story.

[Matthew Woodward @Tacosaredeadly]

@Mishi_2210 52? Half of 500 is 250 and the equals 2. So I’m going with 52.

[Matthew Woodward @Tacosaredeadly]

How is it Jurassic Park came out 32 years ago and has better looking dinosaurs than a movie that came out this year?

[Matthew Woodward @Tacosaredeadly]

@creepydotorg From dusk til dawn. One of the best genre switches mid movie ever to be done!