Rhoda Morgenstern

Self-appointed standard bearer for the dying art of tact. You too can be a bastion of grace and decorum while leveling sick burns that fly under the radar.

[Rhoda Morgenstern @TactfulRhoda]

So even when Cris Collinsworth retires, Jac Collinsworth is waiting in the wings?

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@washingtonpost Oh, the humanity.

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@htownrocket78 Ouiser. Arguably a better band name.

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@WolfTory1 @SMTaylorauthor @FPWellman Sounds like a winner, Elon to Mars, posthaste.

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@KeithWMattox @EdKrassen Seemed like Garfunkel was getting a little handsy, which was weird.

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@sevilleoz @SenLouiseLucas Virginian wondering the same thing. Wild optimism? Terrible advisors? Virginia will be called for Harris before 10 pm Tuesday.

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@seanperlman @AroundtheHorn @CourtneyRCronin So what you're saying is Eberflus had nothing to do with putting three defenders on Daniels? Because that was a boneheaded call.

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@LakotaMan1 Lol, that's where we put on The Nutcracker and held piano competitions in my youth. Capacity of the Thomas Wolfe Auditorium isn't even 2,500.

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@influencersitw A++ on the manspread.

[Pu$$y-Cow @PussycowLA]

The Mojo Nixon tour rider is my fave tour rider.

[Rhoda Morgenstern @TactfulRhoda]

@alec_xi @theotherRobin19 Turkey legs

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@demcowboysfan It's Denny's, and we're due for a Rooty Tooty Fast n' Fruity. Sounds better than it is.

[Rhoda Morgenstern @TactfulRhoda]

Some people wonder why I stick with a starting word that wasn't even on the original Wordle list. Yesterday was a pretty good object lesson.

[Rhoda Morgenstern @TactfulRhoda]

@thedailybeast Tucker Carlson, unlikely voice of reason.

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@nlyonne Trying to guess you're start word. Shine?

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I see @ChipotleTweets hasn't fixed handjob cilantro yet. Not mad.

[Rhoda Morgenstern @TactfulRhoda]

Remember when you'd see people rolling down the interstate playing porn clearly visible to passersby? Used to see this all the time, then one day it disappeared. Around the same time TruckNutz disappeared, come to think of it. I have questions.

[Rhoda Morgenstern @TactfulRhoda]

This Hall v Oates beef has me digging deep into their catalog and I have questions. First, what is their worst hit? I have it down to "Adult Education" and "Method of Modern Love."

[Variety @Variety]

Daryl Hall Gets Restraining Order Against John Oates in Hall & Oates Legal Battle https://t.co/kvyvyHorSy

[L. Louise Lucas @SenLouiseLucas]

For the media who have been asking for a photo of me for tonight’s coverage, please use this.