Ponytail Jones

Gotta go drive a safe!

[Ponytail Jones @TacticalEvilDan]

Officially the coolest I VOTED sticker ever!

[Ponytail Jones @TacticalEvilDan]

VOTE BABY 2024

BECAUSE HOLES ARE BULLSHIT

https://t.co/0RmQpNgwPp

[Ponytail Jones @TacticalEvilDan]

@Haplessbeignet

[Michael B. Tager has left the Nazi Bar @IamRageSparkle]

@birdpoems I was at a shitty crustpunk bar once getting an after-work beer. One of those shitholes where the bartenders clearly hate you. So the bartender and I were ignoring one another when someone sits next to me and he immediately says, "no. get out."

[Ponytail Jones @TacticalEvilDan]

@SsjliamP YOU'RE PRETTY

OH SO PRETTY

YOU'RE PRETTY AND WITTY AND GAAAAAY

[Chaos In Vegas @ChaoticVegasMan]

A group of high schoolers in Tulsa ditched class to sneak into a Trump rally and get this pic taken before being swiftly escorted out.

[Ponytail Jones @TacticalEvilDan]

@hockeenight I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really fucking hope so.

[Ponytail Jones @TacticalEvilDan]

@hockeenight Condolences, brother...

https://t.co/JanVyjEPC5

[Ponytail Jones @TacticalEvilDan]

@SsjliamP Holy. Fucking. Shit.

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

BREAKING: The House GOP just announced their agenda with a supposed quote from Lincoln, but the quote was actually from an ad for Lehman Brothers – the scam bank that collapsed in disgrace at America's expense...

Much better parallel for today's Republican Party than Lincoln.

[Ponytail Jones @TacticalEvilDan]

@SsjliamP SWEET BUTTERY JESUS DAT NUT SONG THO

[Ponytail Jones @TacticalEvilDan]

@dammitally I don't know if I'm ashamed or proud to admit that basically every day is wall-to-wall #SiflAndOlly references for me...

[Ponytail Jones @TacticalEvilDan]

If I ever owned a raptor, like to ride around, I'd name him "Binky." Don't give me that look, it makes PERFECT sense! Observe: You stick a Binky in a baby's mouth, whereas Binky the Raptor...

[Ponytail Jones @TacticalEvilDan]

@SsjliamP Ah, rump roast stew, my favorite!

[Yoshi Yoshitani working on an Oracle Deck @yoshisquared]

Do you remember how supportive my dad was of my last kickstarter?

Here’s his text about my latest kickstarter

[Ponytail Jones @TacticalEvilDan]

@SsjliamP You might find this handy:

https://t.co/oi2QfJacGP

[Ponytail Jones @TacticalEvilDan]

@SsjliamP I was gonna say, write it yourself or stir the pot until someone obliges...

[Ponytail Jones @TacticalEvilDan]

IT ME

https://t.co/1VQIO5ZunN

[Ponytail Jones @TacticalEvilDan]

I saw an interesting sign being waved at a local protest of COVID vaccine mandates, but I felt like the citation for the quote on it needed to be corrected:

"I prefer dangerous freedom over peaceful slavery," SAID THE SLAVE OWNER TO THE OTHER SLAVE OWNER

#COVIDVaccination