Tactical Moustache

Isaiah 6:8 🇺🇸🇲🇽

[Spencer Pratt @spencerpratt]

God always wins.

[NotKennyRogers @NotKennyRogers]

BREAKING: Los Angeles officials announce they will keep counting votes until Spencer Pratt is officially eliminated.

[Majorian @majoriansmusing]

Christian girls when you tell them to stop being a whore...

[Stephen Stone - PhD Tricknologist @Stephen19718352]

The degree to which we are going to fucking kill you cannot be measured

[Brandolorian @AnakinSkylander]

How women look at you when you tell them not to vote for endless third world immigrants who will k*ll and r*pe everyone

[Tactical Moustache @TacticalMustash]

@BlakeHHarris 50-50 shot imo i feel like trading is a dumb move similar to the hasty decision that landed us with tucker

[Yegor @yegormethod]

women be like "bare minimum flowers 3x a week" and then date a man who beats them

[yimika| @yimikaaaa]

DON’T PLAY WITH GOD. He can flip your whole story overnight. One moment you’re counted out, the next you’re standing in rooms you never qualified for. Destiny isn’t fragile when God is involved. It’s one instruction away from changing everything.

[Anthony 🇺🇸 @Anthony_TeraHz]

How your girlfriend looks at you when you ask her to block the guy who “raped” her in 2022

[• @yducknow]

When you realize everything is so expensive and still God hasn’t let you you go hungry, homeless or empty

[Silenced Saxon @SilencedSaxon]

“Pride is a jewish value”

[Beez @Beezy2773]

White niggas be like “The wordle today was a little hard so all the devs are Israeli pedophiles”

[annoying ohtani fan @owndodgerhaters]

Asap please

[binx @binx_bolling_]

asked a guy at church if he was reading anything good and he unironically said on the jews and their lies

[el florentino @wsbeans]

The Rams are ruining baseball.

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

Raccoons would be such useful pets due to their thumbs but unfortunately they also possess the devil's mischief and can't be trusted

[bamarcus @bamrcus]

Mexican dudes only have 3 career choices; blue collar, barber, or car detailing