Harleen Frances

〔Just the voices in my head〕「Everyones favorite pretty little psycho with ponytails and a baseball bat」

[Harleen Frances @TadBitPsychotic]

『Daddy's Lil Monster』

🔫DCRP
🔫Dark & Gore Themes
🔫Nonlewd
🔫Please RT

[Harleen Frances @TadBitPsychotic]

@MilitaryMaid Slams you down, pressing my weight into you.

[Harleen Frances @TadBitPsychotic]

@MilitaryMaid --proceeds to tug on your hair.

[Harleen Frances @TadBitPsychotic]

@MilitaryMaid "Oi! Hands and feet off the merchandize, Puddin'!"

Uses her weight to spin in your grip, latching onto your head.

Then --

[Harleen Frances @TadBitPsychotic]

@MilitaryMaid Ducks swiftly and kicks your gun holding hand with a sudden raise of the leg and foot.

[Harleen Frances @TadBitPsychotic]

@MilitaryMaid Stops and bops her head with the bat lightly.

"So? I can always get new ones."

[Harleen Frances @TadBitPsychotic]

@MilitaryMaid Rolls to the side and jumps up and down cackling maniacally.

"What fun Ah'm gonna have with you then!"

[Harleen Frances @TadBitPsychotic]

@MilitaryMaid "Depends on if tha's a threat or a request, Puddin'."

[Harleen Frances @TadBitPsychotic]

@MilitaryMaid "Easy enough to move, ya know. Ah've been shot at enough."

[Harleen Frances @TadBitPsychotic]

@MilitaryMaid Baseball bat touches your forehead and pushes you back.

"Cute....but Ah ain't scared, Puddin'."

[Harleen Frances @TadBitPsychotic]

@MilitaryMaid "Read ma' lips, Puddin."

Leans forward.

"Ah'. Ain't. A. Psychiatrist."

[Harleen Frances @TadBitPsychotic]

@MilitaryMaid "Too bad, Tootsie Pop."

[Harleen Frances @TadBitPsychotic]

@MilitaryMaid "Maybe...but Ah ain't no psychiatrist anymore....only a pretty little psycho."

[Harleen Frances @TadBitPsychotic]

@MilitaryMaid "Hell naw, what made ya think that Ah'm a psychiatrist?"