Dan Grasshole

Big dirt guy
he/him

[Dan Grasshole @Tadansan]

Ishtar be damned, this white boy is impotent

[Dan Grasshole @Tadansan]

@NancyMace @RepBrianMast All this lady has to do is say “nu uh ur lying” and her army of mouth breathing retards will throw out all nuance

[Mudman @Real_MudMan]

Holding my pee for discipline

[Dan Grasshole @Tadansan]

the cure to not hitting my vape is being a fat alcoholic

[Dan Grasshole @Tadansan]

next time a bitch is trying to bring me into a Sephora i’m killing myself on the spot

[Dan Grasshole @Tadansan]

how it feels to be a huge hater

[Dan Grasshole @Tadansan]

1000% I USED TO GIVE A FUCK

[Sofia Coppium @indianloonie]

Jon Bernthal opens up about playing The Punisher in new interview

"He's stupid as fuck, and I have no respect to any bootboy marines who like that dumbass. I hope they all ship overseas and die. "

(Source: @DEADLINE )

[Dan Grasshole @Tadansan]

Going through white boy metamorphosis

[Dan Grasshole @Tadansan]

Bliss and sunburn and 5 jaeger bombs

[Dan Grasshole @Tadansan]

On my wario grindset

[Dan Grasshole @Tadansan]

The state of Florida is plotting against the dope ass white boy by making climbing palm trees for coconuts on the beach illegal

[Berwyn Choobs @sabatonfan69]

Dick her down then go into detail explaining why the NCR while flawed is still the best hope for the wasteland moving forward until she inevitably interrupts you to ask if you’re hungry. Bingo, that’s your one way ticket to Wendy’s baconator.

[Dan Grasshole @Tadansan]

Just ate ALOT of dirt

[Ethel Braithwaite @Ethelbrait1941]

WOPS, DAIGOS, GUINEAS, AND ALL OTHER ASSORTED PHILANDERING PENINSULAR SUBTYPES: Your days on the land of Columbia are OVER. I will not hesitate to call ICE on every slick haired Italian DEGENERATE I have the misfortune of laying eyes on. TIME TO GO BACK TO NAPOLI.

[PointlessHub @HubPointless]

"Okay Elon go up there and talk about making the government more efficient"

Elon: