Tarquinius

A Cartesian-Clemensonian trackstar chasing the evanescent years of glory. American Transcendentalist. The Z implies Zombies.

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Im in a funk rn and Ima boogie my way out 🕺🪩

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@clockjunk Someone beat me to it

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@FoxNews Ugly fuck

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@cherishtheeday Like I know I post a bunch of gross ironic blue humor shit but these freaks say the same jokes I’m saying about dildo explosions and eating butthole poop and it’s not a joke to them.

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@cherishtheeday Gay Twitter is full of disgusting degenerates and after clicking on the tweet and seeing the replies, and then seeing the profiles irrespective of their position on this issue, makes me sympathize with the homophobic camp as a gay man myself.

These people are fucking freaks.

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@cherishtheeday No you’re too skinny now GET LIFTING

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GHOULISH

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@arepaderancho Even more of a reason to suck my own dick

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@umokhan151330

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@jpxan71 Le “Orange man bad” from a non-American

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@cherishtheeday @ifwecrash Why is she all squatted down like that on the side? I wanna look under and see the HOLE from underneath.

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@blobjunk1455391 Okay well in that case we are both buying

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DAMN I WANT BLONDIE TICKETS NOW

[꧁♛𝓑𝓵✯𝓷𝓭𝓲𝓮𝓼♛꧂ @heyitsmeCarolyn]

Debbie Harry sounds good and looks great! I can’t believe she’s 80 years old! 👀

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@blobjunk1455391 You’re buying!!!

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@elonmusk You also have a shittier looking body than that

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how it feels to still call this app twitter.

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@Bandit161_ Thankfully, the actual Mystery Gang aren’t a bunch of retarded communists

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Do you remember your 5th birthday?

[Nostalgia @nostalgiaa]

The Andy Milonakis Show (2005)