Russell Lynch

you don't hear the music... you feel it.

[Russell Lynch @TaffyRussell]

Cool prediction bro

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Fury gets knocked down in the 4th and knocked out in the 5th.

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‘Thanks for the birthday messages’ statuses… They just begging for more messages. Bin.

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@jon_solly1 To be fair to the girl… You do live in another dimension. Last time I came over I stopped off for a pint in Fucking Mordor. Also, if she doesn’t know you’ve got 3 kids to feed… I’d probably find another babysitter

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Yesterday I met someone who’s nickname was ‘Celtic’ why you may ask… because he supports Celtic. Proper lazy nickname game

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This ⁦@BBCR1⁩ last show podcast is all the feels! ⁦@Chris_Stark⁩ ⁦@scott_mills⁩ guess it’s on to ⁦@BBCRadio2⁩ Classic FM, Heart, Magic then dead.

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Nobody. And I mean. Absolutely Fucking nobody wants to see pictures of your ‘pumpkin picking’

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@woi_char @SolidGrooves_ First time in Ibiza is it.

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@omridge Literally could have been a tweet from you

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I feel attacked

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@mistajam Na, an ally at some of the best shows I’ve ever had the privilege of playing at, and in turn… Some of the worst shows I’ve ever played at. 👊🏻❤️

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@mistajam Marmalade

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@Direwolf1983 @JayEdwardsuk @Rylan And I’m 20 years younger than a lad that got ran over by a bus yesterday. Neither fact has any relevance to absolutely anything.

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@ruinedshirts @jack7moss so you

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Walking down Shirley High St last night and a girl stopped me and asked me if I knew Superman. Because she was locked out of her flat. It’s a locksmith you need love. I’m sure Superman has got better things to do

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@KhanKhanage I’m pretty Fucking swift cueing that up. Imaging spending 20K on a round to impress some nothing chick and still going home and wanking into your grans flannel.

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Is there anything more cringe in a club than ordering a round of bottles to your table that arrive in a Fucking oversized Tonka Truck, with 254 sparklers and 14 girls in bikinis. Get in the bin.

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@KhanKhanage Bro I used to play Whiskey Mist in Mayfair… The theme song thing is for people who spend more than 20k on a round. They get to choose. I’d have a vibing club… Follow me blasting out. And have to stop it and play Fucking hi ho hi ho it’s off to work we go.💀

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Everybody knows who @tiesto is. But nobody asks HOW tiesto is. @jack7moss 2022

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I’m stuck to the roads… like pavements.