Oh sister Bailey!! 🐾🐾 So glad to see you’re still on the trail, Lori and Mike retired me after they got embarrassed in the last Gubernatorial race - I miss the pets and the adventure.
If you ever need a stand in, keep me in mind 😉
🐶 🐾
Here’s a message from me and Bailey ahead of tonight’s big fundraising deadline. A contribution of any kind will show that our values have strong support—can you pitch in? https://t.co/94hgRs1yxF
🐶 whimper
Cute puppies is a bipartisan issue but Lori and Mike won’t let me go see the legislators, I really think they’d like me and they are all familiar with me from my portraits in the former AGs campaign and officials literature.
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Grrrr 🐶 🦷
Lori and Mike left me in the house with the #mnleg replays on - I just realized, @WalterHudson tweets an awful lot about bills he doesn’t speak about on the floor. Don’t worry puppy cadets, Taffy is on the case.
Woof woof 🐾🕵️♂️
Grrrrr 🐶🩸🦷
This tweet happened while I was being dog napped! And Lori didn’t even look for me.
But now I’m back and twice unleashed! 🐾
While in captivity I heard Gov. Dayton’s German Shepards got to answer the phone…
A pup can always dream 💭
Follow my friend @FirstDogBailey by texting 244-77!
Bailey is being treated as a Star 🌟 while Mike Hatch and @LoriSwansonMN barely let me define myself. I am proud of Bailey and her leadership.
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Thoughts while I’m locked in Mike Hatch’s Basement: I keep overhearing about @ewarren’s puppy 🐶 Bailey.
She looks so happy and loved.
She seems #Unleashed!
Run fast sister, solidarity! ✊🏻🐾
#BaileyForFirstDog#TaffyUnleashed
I finally sniffed out my “owner” Lori Swanson. Her hands ✋🏻are all over Tom Foley’s entry as a write-in candidate 4 AG... she didn’t take me on a walk, she was too busy helping elect @realdougwardlow as our AG. Her and my real owner M. Hatch are tanking an election over ego. 🐾🐾
I’ve been sniffing all over the state and still can’t find my “owner” Lori. She was last seen on a quixotic campaign for Governor. I know she’s not on the campaign trail for ANY of the @MinnesotaDFL candidates. If anyone sees her, let her know I need a walk 🐕🐾🐾 #mngov
A sad update everyone... it’s now August 19th, 168 hours since polls closed. I still have received no treats, no walks... Lori couldn’t even bother to send one of her AG office staff... I guess she only charges tax payers for their POLITCAL work. #TaffyUnleashed
The definitive DFL Governor rankings:
1. Tim Walz
1a. Erin Murphy
2. My dog, Waffles
3. Your dog
4. Any dog
5. Your middle school lunch lady
6. A cardboard cutout of John Cena
7. Your last uber driver
8. A VHS copy of Fievel Goes West
9. Lori Swanson