I hope all of you son of a biscuit eating bulldogs have a Happy Thanksgiving! Aren’t an American? Well, Gobble YOU, Kumquat! Celebrate anyways, you lint licking cootie queens!
Me: We shouldn’t stoop to their level by doing things like spitting on Eric Trump.
Also me: LMAOROTFBTCSTDNDBFOOTW
(Laughing My Ass Off Rolling On The Floor, Biting The Carpet, Scaring The Dog, Nearly Dying By Falling Out Of The Window)
My #UltraMillionaireTax is a two-cent tax on the 75,000 biggest fortunes in the country. We’d use it to pay for #UniversalChildCare, student loan debt relief, free public college, and a lot more. Here’s how it works.
First they came for the undocumented migrants, and I did not speak out because I was not an undocumented migrant.
Then they came for me—and there was no one left to speak for me. #ICEraids
So Easter is upon us. May your eggs be fertile, if that's what you want. Your choice and all. In honor of the holiday, what's your favorite pagan Easter tradition? #RideTheClobraPoll
Matt Gaetz may not have committed a felony in regards to the witness tampering of Michael Cohen but he definitely committed an act unbecoming of Congress.
Follow my lead and report him to the ethics committee for censure. https://t.co/VUudRyBNuh
It’s ok not to be ok.
There are days, over the last two years, that I am unable to get out of bed. Nights when I have contemplated the worst. There is no weakness in admitted severe depression exists but, instead, real strength in persisting despite it. #MondayMotivation
Happy Valentine’s Day! Saint Valentine was a celibate priest who was martyred on February 14th. So, although I’m single, least I ain’t being murdered y’all.