Tage Hanson

future wife of Mr. Jim Halpert.

[Tage Hanson @TageHanson]

@kinkate15 @shelby_arment Wordle 250 3/6

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hey, same.

[Tage Hanson @TageHanson]

@kinkate15

[Tage Hanson @TageHanson]

Another day in speech:
4 year old: “are you in charge of everyone here?”
Me: “yeah, if they’re at speech I am!”
4 year old: “even the kids with attitudes?”
Me: “yes, even them” 🤣🤣🤣

[Tage Hanson @TageHanson]

@danamach @TeamPelosi You’re my hero @danamach 💓💓

[Tage Hanson @TageHanson]

Today in preschool speech therapy:

Me: “where does a bird live?”
4-year-old: “on my poopy butt”

You win some and you lose some. Gunna throw this up as a loss.

[Tage Hanson @TageHanson]

A live look into a speech session this AM -

Student A (4 years old): “My nose. Booger.”

Me: “oh, do you need a tissue?”

Student A: “No I use finger.”
*proceeds to pick nose with his finger*

Student B (also 4 years old): “EW!”

Student A: “Got it!”

Me: 😑

[Jayke Workman @JaykeWorkman]

It’s BEY DAY

[Tage Hanson @TageHanson]

the first time I watched New Girl, I didn’t really understand Winston’s character. The second time I’m watching it I just want people to know that he is INTEGRAL AND SPECIAL AND MUST BE RECOGNIZED AS SUCH

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@kinkate15 I will confirm this theory. Dalton said Jasmine HAHAHAHA

[Tage Hanson @TageHanson]

@SarahHansen32 10/10 tweet

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@johnkrasinski @tayjhanson

[Nick Offerman @Nick_Offerman]

Holy shit.

[Tage Hanson @TageHanson]

Starting a poll -

should I buy a karaoke machine?

Like for yes, retweet for hell yes

[Tage Hanson @TageHanson]

@hey__darnold I need details ASAP

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@chynnaalann HAHAHAHA this is a scary accurate representation of my future

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why is it a quarantine desire of mine to give myself bangs? Like why is this a thing?

[Tage Hanson @TageHanson]

post quarantine hugs are just gunna hit different, ya know?

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@hey__darnold This is my in-laws pupper. I am obsessed with him.

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@katieklapperich I did this on day one as well. No shame