Tai Ruaah

Will write for cash 💰

Novel writer / Screenplay writer / Content writer
Ask me about my new book

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Prefer not to bad mouth a company on twitter but at my wits end with @CountrywideUK. My deposit is now 22 days over the 10 day legal period – my communication is ignored, customer service is poor and have been promised my money back "by close of the week" twice. Still nothing.

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Not to sound old but music filtered through a wall or ceiling is just the same sound as a headache.

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The fact that you can't fast-forward a few hours to see how something goes before you do it is totally abhorrent to me.

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"I drink water every day now because of this app." Who's out there not drinking water every day???

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@BBCGetIn How many people are you taking for the BBC Production Training Scheme?

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Made the horrific revelation that every one thousand words I write only equates to 1.2% of my novel. This is why maths is bad.

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Scrap previous tweet, looking to HIRE professional hit-man to threaten to kill every 30 mins bc I don't think anything less than that would do the trick.

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Looking to HIRE professional writing cheerleader to slap me every 30 mins and tell me to get the fuck off Buzzfeed.

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Cool, I got exactly what I wanted for my birthday: a quarter life crisis.

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My birthday is cancelled tomorrow. Please don't speak to me or my 24 years on this planet with nothing to show for it.

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Not to be emotional but the call-in requests on ClassicFM are always so gentle, they make me want to cry.

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Anyone else got that "I hate myself #NaNoWriMo feeling"?

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My #NaNoWriMo like, At This Rate You Will Finish On: NEVER.

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I'm sorry but writers writing in chronological order is a myth.

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#StrangerThings is still trending on netflix as if we haven't all already watched it

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If being a writer has taught me anything, it's that I should be an editor.

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Last night I referred to a customer as a "civilian". I think reading four detective novels back-to-back is overkill.

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It's a little early on for the #NaNoWriMo breakdown, yet here I am.

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Finally turned my criminals into three-dimensional characters by drawing off my own turmoil at life. Feat of the day. #NaNoWriMo

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Two people snogging on the tube, pressed up against me, so close his leg touched mine. I was just involved in an unsolicited threesome?