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[Glenn Tunes @glenn_tunes]

SO LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT IT WAS CONSIDERED ABSOLUTELY HORRIFIC AND A HUGE SCANDAL BECAUSE PRESIDENT ZELENSKYJ DID NOT WEAR A SUIT WHEN HE VISITED THE WHITE HOUSE BUT TRUMP TRANSFORMING THE WHITE HOUSE TO A FUCKING CIRCUS IS TOTALLY ACCEPTABLE 🙄🤡

[Save The Middle Class @savethemiddle]

@HQNewsNow I mean trying to choose between Trump and this fool it's like trying to decide whether you want to be shot or stabbed I can't stand either one of them. Both are completely high on their own supply

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

People don't understand when I say l like grapes but not grape flavored products. That shit don't even be tasting like grapes.. it be tasting like...purple.
And y'all mad that makes sense.

[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

How did they find the dumbest person in the city to hold the tape at the end of the race?

[Mr. Nobody @MmisterNobody]

Today, I'm gonna get cancelled but it has to be said....

This was staged.

[Mike Bales 🫡🇺🇸 @MikeBales]

UPS: “Your package is in your city, on a truck driven by Mike. It will arrive on your doorstep at 6:27 p.m. today.”

FedEx: “Your package is coming. You’ll get it when we get there.”

USPS: “What package?”

Amazon: “We are already inside your apartment. Check the bathroom.”

Facebook: “We know you were thinking about getting a toaster yesterday. Here are 20 ads for toaster ovens.”

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Apparently JD Vance didn’t tell Iran how many pull-ups Pete Hegseth can do

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

No matter how many vitamins you take, only money will improve your mood.

[Nostra, House of Gold @Nostre_damus]

Trump says if Iran doesn’t open the strait in 48hrs then he’s going to give them 5 more days

[Teddy - PolyBackTest.com @Bitcoin_Teddy]

No debt
Ideal weight
8 hours of sleep
Mental health on track
Right nutrition
Zero Alcohol

This was my peak

I was 8

[John @iam_johnw]

geno auriemma in the postgame presser crying about foul calls and not the fact that Sarah strong and azzi fudd shot a combined 7-31

[Jenell @imjenell]

Listen, y’all can go to all the No Kings protests, but y’all better vote when it’s time!

[Furkan Gözükara @FurkanGozukara]

Terrifying reality check. The US military is 45 percent people of color, yet the administration has purged leadership so that almost every top commander is now a white man. They are intentionally destroying the meritocracy to build a loyalist, segregated army

[Jay Black @jayblackisfunny]

Pete Hegseth spent $100,000 on a piano, $2 million on Alaskan King Crab, $7 million on lobster tail, $15 million on steak, $120,000 on ice cream machines, and $12,000 on fruit basket stands… JUST IN SEPTEMBER!

(But, tell me again how Somali day care centers are the problem.)

[Shadow of Ezra @ShadowofEzra]

Ana Kasparian is being praised across the United States after she suggested that we should airdrop Lindsey Graham into the middle of a war in Iran or Lebanon and let him fight the wars he wants our soldiers to fight.

"Why don't we just airdrop Lindsey Graham into the middle of Iran or Lebanon right now?"

[Just Jack @7Veritas4]

Trump must be furious at Mexican special forces for denying El Mencho his Constitutional right to purchase a pardon.

[Bricktop_NAFO @Bricktop_NAFO]

The Right Wing are crying that “Not a single cop showed up” to help Jake Lang whilst he was getting his punk ass slapped around today.

Here is a video of Jake Lang beating officers with a bat on January 6th.

[Daniel Mayakovski @DaniMayakovski]

"Me quereis mandar a la guerra de Vietnam, cuando los blanquitos solo vais de vacaciones. Si tengo que morir, moriré ahora, aquí luchando contigo. Mi enemigo son los racistas blancos de EEUU, no los vietnamitas. Tu eres mi enemigo cuando pido libertad y justicia".

Muhammad Ali, nacía un 17 de enero de 1942, el mejor boxeador de todos los tiempos, fue condenado a 5 años de cárcel por negarse a alistarse al ejercito imperialista de EEUU e ir masacrar al pueblo de Vietnam, le quitaron su título mundial y la licencia de boxeador durante más de 3 años... pero sus principios quedaron intactos.