Martin Taylor

Viciously slow in-swing bowler for Mildenhall CC 🏏 uncivil servant. Arsenal FC ⚽️ Broncos 🏈Sofa surfer.

[Martin Taylor @Tailsy_mj]

@ThoNg676733 This takes some beating

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This is best video on the internet ❤

© yuli_saputro

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@JeanHatchet @englandcricket @ECB_cricket Employee asks employer whether employee should do the job the employer makes money from.

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@ArtCandee What fabulous forensic interviewing. Just a nodding ignorant dog .. !!

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@n1ckallen @bbctms Terrible news ..

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@KevinBoardman9 @shanebacon Don’t help them !

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@WOOLLEY_CRAIG @snells92 @DavidMann25 It’s crying out for a mid-season break.

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@bbcweather BBC should list their forecasts under ‘dramas and soaps’.

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@kevinbacon @kyrasedgwick Is this the new EE advert?

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@SkyCricket I wouldn’t have Broad as my moral compass! Couldn’t spell ‘spirit’ if I gave him the letters

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@normAL219 @UKLabour

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@SkyCricket A ‘short ball coach’ is needed, to go with the fielding coach, hairdresser, spin coach, keepy-uppy mentor ..

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@ilove_aviation @speedbird_uk Hey @British_Airways this reminds me of the ‘flight’ I’m on at the moment, in fact it could be Heathrow; just sitting here, going nowhere and a waste of money.

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@KevinBoardman9 @ThatsSoVillage @MildenhallCrick Many aliases; Percy Thrower, Charlie Dimmock but in truth Ian Handy

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@WisdenCricket In cricket, you’re either a Root or Robinson, I know which one I prefer !!

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@legsidelizzy Mix of upper and lower case, black and blue ink. Quintessential cricket scoring.

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@WG_RumblePants @RebeccaGarrard_ Ian Bishop telling me that the batsman is ‘electric’ .. like the ‘Tata Tiago EV’.

[Martin Taylor @Tailsy_mj]

@sanditoksvig And yet you ignore the fact that you made QI unwatchable!