Peter Tate

Gimmy power

[Peter Tate @TaintSeeker]

Yard Sard

[Peter Tate @TaintSeeker]

The Mossad agent who gangstalks me said they’re gonna recede my hairline next week.

[SPOOKoomf🎃🇵🇸(EVIL enjoyer) @Shadoo_creeture]

97 year old aardvark still snorts pumpkin the old fashioned way

[Peter Tate @TaintSeeker]

Got floor mogged in the elevator, my bum ass was going to the 4th and a 9thfloorcel chad made me look so stupid.

[Peter Tate @TaintSeeker]

@_all_of_garden

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Looking for my “your month, your cat” while doing 90 on the freeway

[Peter Tate @TaintSeeker]

Dudes drinking IPAs on a plane ride are wishing the damn thing crashes into a building.

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@_all_of_garden

[Peter Tate @TaintSeeker]

The punishment doesn’t fit the crime, if you’re smoking that loud pack you get life, but only a couple hours community service for some reggie

[Peter Tate @TaintSeeker]

Texans are getting the death penalty for smoking some stepped on shit

[riley @_all_of_garden]

dont take stimulants? should an angel not flap her wings?

[Peter Tate @TaintSeeker]

Thanks, but no thanks Mr. Radiation Safety Expert. I am pure of heart, the neutrons cannot hurt me.

[Peter Tate @TaintSeeker]

Dude outside the gas station talkin bout “can you please buy me an earthquake tallboy” this shit has 10% alcohol for $2, you are drinking chemical plant runoff my man.

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@_all_of_garden The pout queen

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@_all_of_garden Very awesome sauce

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@_all_of_garden @migekkabijin Cmon now lmao

[Peter Tate @TaintSeeker]

Beautiful

[Peter Tate @TaintSeeker]

At my work conference using AI to generate Tom & Jerry episodes where they are nice to eachother.

[でっかいカエル @mushi_frog]

ひぐらしが鳴いてる

[Peter Tate @TaintSeeker]

Fat bozo chowing spaghetti

[Peter Tate @TaintSeeker]

Yup

[Rat @RatInControl]

Rat loves scratching while bathing