Farhan Mahmood

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[Farhan Mahmood @TaintedDante]

You're telling me #TWICE baked this potato?

[Farhan Mahmood @TaintedDante]

Road rebar is metal we painstakingly extracted from the ground, processed, refined, and then put back in the ground

[Farhan Mahmood @TaintedDante]

@Ask_Spectrum I'm paying $120/mo for your internet that @ATT is offering $55/mo for. Can you DM me so we can figure out if you can beat this pricing or if I should switch to AT&T?

[Qasim Rashid, Esq. @QasimRashid]

"Democrats did all those racist things" says the party that embraces the Confederate Flag, Confederate Statues, Confederate named military bases, & Jim Crow era book bans.

MAGA lack of self-awareness is only superseded by their denial of the party switch https://t.co/3F1cLNUFA3

[Farhan Mahmood @TaintedDante]

Barry got them bangers bro

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Like I do every year, here are some songs I’ve been listening to this summer — a mix of old and new. Look forward to hearing what I’ve missed.

[Farhan Mahmood @TaintedDante]

DFW is so stressful it's going to kill me one day. That shits terminal, b

[Lisa Ericsson-Murphy 🌊🌊Trump Is A Pervert. 🇺🇦 @lisakrstin]

Another day, another mass shooting. This time in Allen, Texas.
Just as a reminder, 169 Republicans voted against an "Active Shooter Alert System."

[diamond @ihateyoudiamond]

@wolfie4tits wtf

[Qasim Rashid, Esq. @QasimRashid]

If the min wage increased at the rate of productivity since 1960, it'd be $24 today—not $7.25. That means billionaires & corporations have stolen at least $17/hour from working Americans for 60 years—an estimated $50T.

We don't suffer a lack of resources—but an excess of greed.

[iPad Rehab @iPad_Rehab]

@JonCampbellNY This is terrible. She killed this bill, allowing OEMs to continue to tie device function to branded parts. As a New Yorker, I’m disappointed in you @GovKathyHochul

[Framework @FrameworkPuter]

If you’re wondering who to blame for the right to repair bill in NY getting watered down, you can start with the members of TechNet, one of the main lobby groups in opposition to repair: https://t.co/NT7LbuWjxP

[Halo Plasmaposting @Plasmaposting]

Average outting on Installation 04

[Farhan Mahmood @TaintedDante]

@Jermothy7 That's okay you don't need to apologize. The term "Gas" was actually coined by DaBaby during one of his time traveling excursions to the 18th century A.D.

He is also the reason people often say "lets goo" when they're waiting in the car for someone who is still getting ready.

[Roblox @RobIox_US]

were ading sex to roblox

[Hana Michels (same on all platforms) @HanaMichels]

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[Hana Michels (same on all platforms) @HanaMichels]

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[Hana Michels (same on all platforms) @HanaMichels]

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[Hana Michels (same on all platforms) @HanaMichels]

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[Farhan Mahmood @TaintedDante]

@Jorraptor it looks like someone copyright striked your GOW video. I was in the middle of watching it :(

[John Aravosis 🇺🇸🇬🇷🏳️‍🌈 @aravosis]

Dear Twitter advertisers, Elon Musk just shared a fringe post falsely claiming that Mr. Pelosi was gay, drunk, and tied up by a male prostitute. The trolls have been posting this false claim all over my TikTok comments as well. This is what you’re buying.