I wake up and the first person to insult me is the personification of the feeling you get when you think it's chocolate chip but it's actually oatmeal raisin. Literally 1984.
@SpaceKnoxer I wouldn't blame yourself. I'd be willing to bet it's damn near impossible to get everyone to like each other for more than ten minutes without brainwashing them... but something tells me there was absolutely brainwashing involved.