Stefan Salvatore

Mass murder is only okay when I do it. — Apparently married to a first class sociopath.

[Stefan Salvatore @TaintedValor]

So is this place still a thing? It’s only been a year since my last appearance but this place looks dire

[Stefan Salvatore @TaintedValor]

@ImTotallySane I know right?

[Stefan Salvatore @TaintedValor]

Always fun to log onto this place every like 3 years or so

[Stefan Salvatore @TaintedValor]

@Arcane_Phoenix I mean to be fair I don't even know how it's done anymore 🤣

[Stefan Salvatore @TaintedValor]

Lol every couple of years I feel like coming on here to check what y'all doing but this is weird

[Stefan Salvatore @TaintedValor]

@HotterSalvatore {Hugs him back tight and exaggerates a sigh, shaking my head} Doesn't it always?

[Stefan Salvatore @TaintedValor]

@CrazyEGilbert I know, right? I came back from the dead. {Laughs}

[Stefan Salvatore @TaintedValor]

@HotterSalvatore {Slings an arm around his shoulders and lowers my voice to a whisper} No, Damon... this is just a dream... {Laughs} Of course it's really me! Don't say I don't love you, I came out of hiding to wish you a happy birthday!

[Stefan Salvatore @TaintedValor]

Speaking of which, @ResoluteBastard, weren't you supposed to change back to your pretty face? I miss it.

[Stefan Salvatore @TaintedValor]

*so. Jfc!

[Stefan Salvatore @TaintedValor]

I was about to say woah there are weird ships around here but then there's me and my husband do maybe it's better if I shut the hell up.

[Stefan Salvatore @TaintedValor]

Stop mistaking me for one of your fans, Damon!

But, happy birthday, big bro! https://t.co/JefjSqFG9s

[Hotter @HotterSalvatore]

You went too far with the cake this year, Stefan. This is just creepy...

[Stefan Salvatore @TaintedValor]

{Arches a brow} Uh.. Hi to you too, @CrazyEGilbert..?

[Stefan Salvatore @TaintedValor]

Oh really? Enlighten me then, @ResoluteBastard , how does it "work around here"?

[Stefan Salvatore @TaintedValor]

{Laughs} Good luck with that, @ResoluteBastard! /You/ entertain /me/!

[Stefan Salvatore @TaintedValor]

@HotterSalvatore Always giving me feels. Love you, brother.

[Stefan Salvatore @TaintedValor]

@HotterSalvatore

[Stefan Salvatore @TaintedValor]

{Laughs} Oh, don't worry, brother. I'm not trying to steal your thunder, you fit that role better anyways. https://t.co/osTbtvRAzQ

[Hotter @HotterSalvatore]

[texts @TaintedValor] https://t.co/nyZ7O4UMsa

[Stefan Salvatore @TaintedValor]

{Wraps @CrazyEGilbert in my arms and hugs her back} This was much needed.