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@PyongyanTimesRX Mald + griddied on

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The Republican Chinese Vice President stated in a press conference:

"We widdawy gwiddied on da Deah Weadeh"

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The Republican Chinese Government stated:
""North Korea" is an illegitimate breakaway province of the Republic of Korea, and they will be handled in due time. The North tries desperately to cling to relevance despite the fact that they have none, simply the actions of a child"

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Following the upsurge in Asian hate, Republican Chinese citizens took to the streets of Nan'ao to protest the horrendous amounts of hatred. These quickly devolved into riots, which were then put down by National Police Special Operations Groups.

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**[Korean Escalations]**

The Republic of China Vice President bolstered support for the democratic Seoul regime, and condemned the illegitimate renegade provinces of North Korea for the escalations against the ROC.