Tak

[Tak @TakTime]

Today the prince and I tried group sex and shrooms for the first time today

[Tak @TakTime]

Pain killers for cereal today.

[Tak @TakTime]

Ari's house is haunted. I will fuck a ghost up!

[Tak @TakTime]

All facebook does is show if I'm single or not. Bitches don't get the pleasure.

[Tak @TakTime]

@ariweiss Latitude: -31.48725, Longitude: -174.33408, Distortion: 1.38
Please help. Answers later.

[Tak @TakTime]

I really the longevity of Ke$ha's "Tik Tok" lasts longer then that of Miley's 'Party in the USA'

[Tak @TakTime]

I went to visit Stone, but he took down Air Fort One. I'm actually sad. To bad Ari wont listen to my emotions.

[Tak @TakTime]

I heard Ari's Grandparents finally kicked the bucket. Not 100% sure, but I think I got a party pad!

[Ari Weiss @AriWeiss]

This is Tak, @TakTime, I'm Hacking Ari's account to say. You're a lady!

[Tak @TakTime]

Stole a MacBook Pro and an External Hard-drive. I burnt it, but I pooped on it first.

[Tak @TakTime]

I'm done with Cambridge! Plaque on the wall.

[Tak @TakTime]

I have a cold. I just mixed so many medications! Stone is documenting my journey.

[Tak @TakTime]

I'm a big dude, so its hard to fuck in a car, but this bitch has got a smart car. Date disaster.

[Tak @TakTime]

Just made Ari cry. What a fag.

[Tak @TakTime]

Working on my Thesis.

[Tak @TakTime]

Say a kid wearing a "Who's in your top 5" T-Shirt using myspace. I punched him in the face, and said "Please act like it is at least 2003"

[Tak @TakTime]

If I was a vampire, I'd just like some bitches. No regrets.

[Tak @TakTime]

Was asked to write dialogue scripts for Porn. ACCEPTED!

[Tak @TakTime]

I had a dream that I was a sew-saw. So many fine asses were using me.

[Tak @TakTime]

Kicking Ass 140 Characters at a time. Going to do a Vodka Bong!