Taka Blackquill (RETIRED)

Dutiful companion of the sharpest blade in Japanifornia, wingman for adorable queer lawyers, and emotional support bird to you! (AA fan/parody account)

[Taka Blackquill (RETIRED) @TakaLuvsYou]

// I think it's time to say goodbye to Taka and AARP. Work is picking up again so I have less time for everything else, but I was off this past week and couldn't find the inspiration to post. The past three months have been amazing. +

[Taka Blackquill (RETIRED) @TakaLuvsYou]

*swoops in quietly*

What kind of bird is most likely to steal your stuff?
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A robin!

*silently flies off to find Blackquill-sama*

[Taka Blackquill (RETIRED) @TakaLuvsYou]

// crap this explains why I couldn't find this tweet on my main

[Taka Blackquill (RETIRED) @TakaLuvsYou]

My first two cats were named Koopa and Goomba 🥺 #carrotweather

[Taka Blackquill (RETIRED) @TakaLuvsYou]

I hear it is Wright-dono's birthday. Happy Birthday Wright-dono!

Congratulations on living this long! Although after falling off a burning bridge into Eagle River and surviving with a few scrapes and a cold, I am pretty sure you are immortal.

[Taka Blackquill (RETIRED) @TakaLuvsYou]

Happy Bi Week!

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@Witch_Baker // I hope someday you can tell her you *are* a girl and she'll love and accept you for who you are.

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@PessEdgeworth Pess-san! Who's a good doggo? You are!

[Taka Blackquill (RETIRED) @TakaLuvsYou]

@achtung__baby // KICK ITS ASS FOR ALL OF US

[Taka Blackquill (RETIRED) @TakaLuvsYou]

@achtung__baby // Lemme try again. I'm sorry the Backstreet Boys reunion tour is messing up your plans, but it'll be a lot better to wait until the tour is over so you can do everything at Disney World instead of having a giant amp fall on your head at the tour.

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@achtung__baby // Ohhhh. Forgive me. I am old and out of touch with the kids these days.

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@achtung__baby // I was a Backstreet Boys fan from when they first got popular and I'd much rather go back to Disney World than see them in concert now. Nick Carter's almost 40 and he's the youngest. They're gonna need walkers to dance.

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@achtung__baby // HAHAHAHAHAHA

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@achtung__baby // My parents live an hour away from Disney World so we go for the day when we go visit them. The Animal Kingdom Lodge is so beautiful!

[Taka Blackquill (RETIRED) @TakaLuvsYou]

@mikekojustice Here's a peace offering. I hunted more than I could eat this morning. 🐁 Enjoy!

[Taka Blackquill (RETIRED) @TakaLuvsYou]

Mikeko-san, I promised Justice-dono months ago that I would not eat you. Is it truly fair for you to try to bite me in return?

[Taka Blackquill (RETIRED) @TakaLuvsYou]

@mikekojustice No, I do not want to fight. Why would I fight a defenseless cat if I can't eat it?

[Taka Blackquill (RETIRED) @TakaLuvsYou]

// I hate Twitter. It should know which account I want to post in and change it for me

[Taka Blackquill (RETIRED) @TakaLuvsYou]

Who can explain the quotation marks?

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@twistedsamurais // It's now canon -- Taka loves to ponder nonsensical fortune cookie fortunes.

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@twistedsamurais // oh fudge, wrong account!