Aliens come get me

Waiting on my ride🛸 to Venus🖖🏾 |♑️🌞|🌙♉️| I CLIMB MAD TREES🌲😶‍🌫️⛽️

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Cheaters started to get like fake n shit toward the end.. it wasn’t nothin like the original seasons.. almost like Jerry Springer.. it was raw af in the beginning, then eh is was weird and not funny at the end..

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I’m opening up a laundromat….

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@Close2myDreams Facts tho…

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What can’t this man make… from scratch!! BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

[No Arby’s or Almond Joy Slander Please! @ChefSuchNSuch]

Would you make your own almond milk and cereal? Or is that too much work?

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@sawerfig Outside will be those same hands ma’am!! Lol

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

That time Kevin Gates started a woman’s car with his barehands 🤣🙏

[𝙽𝚊𝚒𝚢𝚊💕 @fineassnai_]

Relearning myself while unlearning old behavior💛It’s really Me vs Me 🔐🫶🏾

[AL🚫NE @uglygod_geno]

i stay high for a reason, you not finna irritate me 😂

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I’m feeling dangerous so I’ll eat This edible and climb this tree… I’ll probably be in space somewhere for a while… 👽✌🏾🖖🏾😶‍🌫️

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@freakoutfights Tried to sit there like he just didn’t get dust panned tf up!

[Kristole Perkins @KristolePerkins]

Women with huge personalities always got a laid-back man.

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If you steal, you will kill….

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Taking and waiting for your grandparent at the bank, means being there for HHOURS!! Lol. Anything for my granny🥰. Only grandparent I have🥹🥹left..

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I hate when people lie on me!?? Then I can’t confront them cause I ain’t talking to them!? LLLIIKKE!!! Tf! People are weird.. lol

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DYSGENICS

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A mental vacation. A mental vacation. A mental vacation. How do I take one of those?? Like deadass!?! Like OTDN, how yo??

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My girl Levita Alzay Jenkins is playing on my show The Johnson’s!! @terrijvaughn I SEE YOU!!

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@JaysRealityBlog Thought this was T Boz😐😐😐