Take.Merchant

Providing sports and political opinions at a 1000% markup
CAUTION: All takes are aggressively overconfident

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Mets players follow Lindors lead by giving up on the season while enjoying the bright lights of NYC:

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@augiewalters13 In English please? Does this message hold any significant info on what is going on?

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@NewPerspectives I’m convinced this anti flock campaign is funded by flock itself for insurance purposes. Funds will be recouped and new/updated flock cameras or drones will be deployed 😂

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@FootballCravee Trevor Kelce???

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@NBA @JLo Remember when Jenny went back to the block and no one knew who she was 😂

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@GoldyHappens Seems like Ketel had himself a night. Something from the Hangover

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@SpiderManVibe Spider man legit would help arrest illegal immigrants 😂

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@DarrigoMelanie Sheeeesh this lady doesn’t think one can become a woman. Must be a Trump supporter

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@dayasouvenir Girls blow guys finger….cmon tom

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@DylanEveryday Are they being sprayed with cow piss?

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@DylanEveryday Terrorist in training

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@BostonTea84 Bring back public execution

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@SaP011 @BostonTea84 There’s gotta be a manhunt out for this guy

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@SportsCenter WNBA is trash they need sirens to let everyone know they’re in town

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@TheBackPage @PatMcAfeeShow Give it up…. The non vaxxers were right

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@AdamSchefter Lmao espn finally getting the memo no one wanted to watch those race baiting idiots. Now it’s time to let McNutty go

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@Chicago_Goofies

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@NFL_DovKleiman He seems pretty stoked to me

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@Fitty_Nation Lmao who tf is this guy. Wangsta fake rapper. Did he hear USAID got defunded and there won’t be any fake streams to help him out

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@Badhombre Dude is purely happy he gets to be around kids…weirdo

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@saint_AnthonyIV Prolly still cleaner than your dirty ass