Take This Rose

A podcast where two Chicago comedians discuss all things Bachelor, Bachelorette, and Bachelor in Paradise.

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#BachelorNation, our latest #TheBachelorette recap is up!

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After a fun four years, we have decided to end Take This Rose. Listen to our farewell episode where we discuss our favorite moments and air some dirty laundry from the last four years. https://t.co/KmVhXkXXzD

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Our #TheBachelor finale recap is now up on iTunes! https://t.co/RzlA9E1vk7

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@meechtargaryen It’s scary how well I know this show.

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BUMP #TheBachelor

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So they’ll end with Cassie opening up the door to find Colton. Guarantee it. #TheBachelor

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CAN WE TALK ABOUT THAT PORTUGESE DOG #TheBachelor #GoodBoyAlert

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I swear to god if I see Ben Higgins one more time... #TheBachelor

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So they’ll end with Cassie opening up the door to find Colton. Guarantee it. #TheBachelor

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The audience shots tonight are on point. #TheBachelor

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Oh no Hannah G seems oblivious. #TheBachelor

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Colton’s hair looks like he just went down on a girl. But he didn’t! He’s a virgin! Not sure if you knew that. #TheBachelor

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Colton what is this bed head look #TheBachelor

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Tayshia looks phenomenal. #TheBachelor

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@kellykeegs Poor girl thought she was going to have an intimate 30 second experience with Colton. 😢

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The greatest trick #TheBachelor ever pulled was convincing us that Hannah G ever existed.

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Jesus they’re really gonna drag this shit out. #TheBachelor

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I think you gotta take your mics off for a private conversation...#TheBachelor

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Love Tayshia trying to suppress a smile as she realizes she’s in the running now for The Bachelorette. #TheBachelor

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How great would it be if Tayshia dumped Colton right now? #TheBachelor

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“I think she loves me”
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Colton doesn’t really know how to interpret situations, does he? #TheBachelor

[Kaitlyn Bristowe @kaitlynbristowe]

This has actually happened before. I tried to quit but ya wouldn’t let me!