Phil de Lange

I don't plan on living till past 70 so I'm technically in my mid-life crisis. Welcome to my meltdown. Producer and comedian. Listen to my true crime podcast:

[Phil de Lange @TakeYourPhil]

Do people in Joburg follow me here? 😶‍🌫️

I’m doing my show Why Are You Like This? in Sandton tomorrow at Baze Lounge. Come join me ❤️

Tickets: https://t.co/OosSrpWmdu

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I want to start a muscle enhancement clinic at one of Cape Town’s hospitals. We’ll call it “Groote Spier”

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We're going to Scotland, baby ❤️

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I have many people to thank but long story short: my one man show The Phil Monty is going to Edinburgh 😭❤️

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Some conversations are best left away from this app I beg of thee 😭

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Guys, @TakeYourPhil is one of my best friends 😭💕 I wish I could share our chat because it’s so funny but also so endearing.

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The coldest skrrr known to man

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Hey @grok do you think I'll reach my target?

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When I started this it was a "I don't feel I deserve crowdfunding but let's just see what happened". But now I see it all come together and so many people have gotten on board this journey. I'm so grateful https://t.co/HGr13VokSU

[Phil de Lange @TakeYourPhil]

We don't need Netflix because we have King Charles lore on TikTok.

[Phil de Lange @TakeYourPhil]

See you next Thursday, Cape Town. I have a promo code for Quicket here: https://t.co/DObYvrpgIe

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Friends. We've sold 50% of the tickets so far. I'm taking this show to Edinburgh Fringe in August and would love you to get a sneak peak. There's a discount code here: https://t.co/tDKJI4xJfK

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Not Jannie going to be a refugee in America with a Louis Vuitton bag 😩

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Gratitude post. I'm incredibly grateful for all the support so far to get to Edinburgh Fringe. Just under a month to hit my target. To be part of the journey: https://t.co/6ch2nS1umg

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If you don't know what I really sounds like:

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You've never seen bread this fresh 😎

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Quicket:
https://t.co/SUrKIawlly

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An exclusive preview in Cape Town before the show heads to Edinburgh Fringe. Ticket links in the replies 👇♥️

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Webtickets: https://t.co/waxCXTMArJ

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Sheesh. Opened X on my work laptop. At work. On the for you page