LKD🇪🇬

screw loose

[Amad 🇪🇬 @Amadn5x]

Turkish Media is just like Turkish Drama

[WelBeast @WelBeast]

No game did more damage to Argentina PR than the Egypt match. I think they lost everything on that day.

[K.C @King_Cai]

https://t.co/Hv7tzsOyl4

[Abo Salah @abosalaharena]

سيناريو مجنون لمنتخب مصر في كاس العالم 🔥🔥

مصر لو طلعت تاني المجموعة...
هتقابل أمريكا أو تركيا في دور الـ32.
ممكن تعدي.

ولو عملت المفاجأة وعدت فعلًا...
مبروك ، هتقابل الأرجنتين في دور الـ16 💀
فـ هتخرج من البطولة

طيب لو مصر طلعت مركز ثالث
هتقابل فرنسا مباشرة.
يعني غالبًا الرحلة هتنتهي قبل ما تبدأ أصلًا

طب الحل ؟
نعمل معجزة و نطلع أول المجموعة!
وقتها هتقابل السنغال في دور الـ32.
و هتطلع بردو

كل الطرق تؤدي إلى مطار القاهرة الدولي ✈️😭🇪🇬

[asserrrrr🇪🇬🇪🇬 @assersedits2]

A7AAAAA????😭😭😭😭

[Nafi‘ @Tsunalyst]

Got on an Uber to go to Old Cairo. The driver took a wrong turn and ended up halfway across a highway ramp. Any normal person would’ve just kept going and taken the next exit, but this dude casually reversed at full speed. People drive like they’re competing in the F1 except the track is in hell.

[Bd@irB@ll @Bd_irB_ll]

Marmoush instead of Trezeguet changed the world

[Sxnti @PeakSxnti]

The beef between West African countries is all banter but these North Africans genuinely hate each other bro.

[Ben Osborn @OsbornOn1]

Who is the person responsible for putting wifi on trains and why haven't they been sacked yet?

[Reach @Reachhreal]

Charlie Kirk is at my fucking school tomorrow

[Mohamed Salah @MoSalah]

Can you tell us how he died, where, and why?

[Killah @mhaikalisa]

Probably the only fat Palestinian on the planet. Shameless fuck.

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

A guy wanted to adopt a cat, but he wouldn't leave his brother's side, so he had to take both of them.

[Bask @baskgod]

Screaming when the DJ tell everybody to make some noise

[Muslim @Muslim]

BREAKING: Saudi Arabia announces Eid al-Fitr will be Sunday, March 30 2025. 🌙

The Crescent for the month of Shawwal 1446 was SEEN in Saudi Arabia today subsequently tomorrow is the beginning of the month of Shawwal 1446

#Eid #EidMubarak #Eid2025

[Ty 🇯🇲✨ @Tyreeck_112]

Just deeped in like 15/20 years time the next generation are gonna be driving 24/25 plate Mercs and calling em dingers 😭

[AMْ✍🏼 @Tunde1702]

If you’re unsure what to ask for during these last 10 nights here’s a list

[TheLandryShift🌹 @TheLandryShift]

@linaposting