Take a Drop

`Parody account. Dad golf from Melbourne: slicing into trees, taking drops, and sneaking out for 18 while the kids are at sport. Not a pro. ⛳`

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Lost a ball in the only tree on the 6th. The tree is behind the tee.

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Bought the kids a trampoline. I've now got a trampoline and a physio.

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Got a new driver for my birthday. Fifteen extra metres, all of them left.

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Did my back taking the bins out. Telling the club it was a golf injury.

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I'd miss from the fairway. He's aiming from a boat.

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Can Rory McIlroy hit the 18th green at Yas Links from a moving boat? 🤯

#ADGolfChamps | #RolexSeries

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Packed lunches at 7. Found them on the bench at 4.

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My warm-up is stretching excuses.

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Tommy Fleetwood takes on long drive challenge with 40-year-old golf clubs 💪

#AbuDhabiChamps | #RolexSeries

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Asked the kids to pack the car. They packed three soft toys and no shoes.

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Built the bunk bed in four hours. Two screws left over. Nobody's sleeping on top.

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Kid asked what I do at golf for five hours. Mostly look for things.

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Lost three balls on the 7th and found five. Best round of my life, financially.

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Went to Bunnings for one hinge. Came home with potting mix, a ladder and a sausage.

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The kid's footy coach yelled "keep your head down" and I took it personally.

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Accepted a 3pm Friday meeting invite. Tentatively. Tee time is 3:10.

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@theGolfSchop Then I'm on dishes until Christmas.

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Booked a 6:40am tee time so I'd be home before anyone noticed. Home at 1:15.

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My handicap went up two shots this year. My excuses got way better though.

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@FlightingApp Scorecard went in the bin before I hit the driveway.

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@theGolfSchop On paper, yes. Then a mate says quick nine more?

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@ClutchPoints @ESPNNBA Drops 52, then does the drive-home debrief like the rest of us.

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@BleacherReport Luka drops 40 and it's the second story of the night.