hillbillie eilish™

I am such an uncultured piece of garbage aren't I lmao

[hillbillie eilish™ @Takes_2ToTango]

hotty in the streets

potty in the sheets

[hillbillie eilish™ @Takes_2ToTango]

@Eliott69 Dyin for this dick

[hillbillie eilish™ @Takes_2ToTango]

i got raptured by Walmart employees

[Brent Terhune in Little Rock 7.30-8.1 @BrentTerhune]

Garth Brooks supports Bernie Sanders?? IM DONE WITH HIM

[hillbillie eilish™ @Takes_2ToTango]

Happy Valentine’s Day to my dog. He’s my valentine this year. Love you Eddie ❤️

[hillbillie eilish™ @Takes_2ToTango]

@Eliott69 What she listen to?

[hillbillie eilish™ @Takes_2ToTango]

Everyone: Change Dr. Phil’s name to Daddy Phil - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/EcDwXDJU9P via @Change

[Bob @PoopFromDaButt]

As a grower from now on I’m making sure I go through TSA fully torqued so they recognize that I’m not toting an acorn sized penis 24/7

[Cameo @BookCameo]

Like many of you, we felt the need to do something to help Australia.

For every RT this gets we’ll donate $0.50 to @WIRES_NSW - the largest wildlife rescue group in Australia.

Let’s help save our koalas and all other wildlife together ♥️ #AustraliaBushfires #CameosForAustralia

[hillbillie eilish™ @Takes_2ToTango]

merry christmas to whoever deserves it

[hillbillie eilish™ @Takes_2ToTango]

i’ve smelt many a warm turtle tank in my day

[hillbillie eilish™ @Takes_2ToTango]

@Gusbuckets

[Eddy Burback @eddyburback]

tony just silently sent me this while at the dinner table and when i looked up he was just staring at me

[hillbillie eilish™ @Takes_2ToTango]

me: can you pass the butter?
my mom the english teacher: im sure i CAN pass the butter
me: would you please pass the butter, mom?
my mom the english teacher: no you’ve been putting on weight lately
me: :(

[hillbillie eilish™ @Takes_2ToTango]

rootin is a gateway drug to tootin

[hillbillie eilish™ @Takes_2ToTango]

i apologize to everyone, but i have to stop wearing my heely’s. every time girls are around i start to hydroplane and i can’t be taking that risk anymore

[hillbillie eilish™ @Takes_2ToTango]

Nice

[Progress Bar 2026 @ProgressBar202_]

2019 is 69% complete.

[hillbillie eilish™ @Takes_2ToTango]

@elonmusk Yes daddy musk

[hillbillie eilish™ @Takes_2ToTango]

@BigTucsonDad @userjaymes @jennifermerr .

[hillbillie eilish™ @Takes_2ToTango]

@BigTucsonDad With the Exxxtra Thicc Crust ™