Megan Alspaw

Ivy’s Mom ✨ Wife ✨NICU Mom to a 23 Weeker ✨

[Megan Alspaw @TakingSparks]

You ever just cry while rocking your baby to sleep because you just feel like a bad mom??? Because I’m trying my hardest and still feel like I’m failing her at the end of some days. Its fucking hard.

[Delia Harrington @DeliaMary]

I can't remember another "health"-related commercial that has gone out of its way to have this kind of neutral, nonjudgmental relationship with food. I already really like Megan Thee Stallion, but I respect her so much for this.

[Megan Alspaw @TakingSparks]

The one good thing that came from 2+ years of infertility was that Alex and I heavily discussed our expectations of each other as parents and it has helped so much

[No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC]

Republicans outlawed ending a pregnancy.

Now they’re outlawing starting a pregnancy through IVF.

It was never about “babies.”

It was always about controlling women.

[Megan Alspaw @TakingSparks]

I’m glad he lived to see the Pop-tart Bowm

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Pop-Tarts inventor William “Bill” Post has passed away at age 96.

[Grant Ginder @GrantGinder]

The New York Times? Oh you mean where I play my games?

[Megan Alspaw @TakingSparks]

@thatokmom I’m not sure if all hospitals are the same but I was able to go with my daughter for her MRI last week. Like literally was in the MRI machine with her. Might be worth asking if that’s a possibility!
The unknown is terrifying, I’m sorry ❤️❤️

[Megan Alspaw @TakingSparks]

Also, having a medically complex child is exhausting- PURELY because of all the appointments. There isn’t a single day M-Th for the rest of the month that we don’t have an appointment. It’s truly exhausting, I just wanna stay home and cuddle her

[Megan Alspaw @TakingSparks]

I wish being a Mom only consisted of hanging with my baby 24/7. That aspect of being a Mom is pure joy….it’s the rest of the responsibilities that come with it that drives me crazy

[Megan Alspaw @TakingSparks]

Which means my next kid is 2000% going to be up before the sun every single day of their life, aren’t they? 😂

[Megan Alspaw @TakingSparks]

Having a baby that likes to sleep in is WILD. I got up at 8:45, washed & sanitized bottles, scrolled amazon for a while, fed my 5 month old and she still went right back to sleep. She’ll sleep until noon if we let her. I’m obsessed

[☻ weird crafts ☻ @JessCrafternoon]

Michael Cera-Ve

[Megan Alspaw @TakingSparks]

Spent all night last night in the ER with Ivy and all day today trying to keep her calm and on the phone with doctors. Mama is tired and stressed 😅

[💕 Doll Face✨ @smoke_nd_pearlz]

Didn’t clean your kitchen for a week cause you &your kid had Covid? Ok understandable.

Now Imagine my shock when she said that she had a HUSBAND in the household??

B:TCH!

& y’all over here trying to convince single women that being unmarried is a flaw or something LMAOOO.

[Zach W. Lambert @ZachWLambert]

Elephants are born weighing 250 lbs.

They are the biggest babies on earth except for the people mad at Taylor Swift for being excited at a football game.

[Kayla Knapp @TheKaylaKnapp]

if you think Jason Kelce going bonkers at a football game is cool, but are annoyed by Taylor Swift cheering, you might just hate women

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

Every Republican voted against raising the minimum wage.

[kris🦋 @perfectlyfine89]

@ whatever Simone Biles’ husband’s name is…. Take notes 📝

[Chris Alvino @ChrisAlvino]

This is literally the EXACT reason doctors gave in the 1800s when Semmelweis proposed doctors in maternity wards should wash their hands after working on cadavers. The doctors were OFFENDED at the idea that they could somehow be the source of disease and contagion...