Taki's Diner

The greatest restaurant in Manhattan, where Downworlders and Shadowhunters alike gather for a nice bite.. |Mortal Instruments RP|

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Pumpkin spice blood was not a hit with the vampires. Would they prefer gingerbread spices or mulling spices for the holiday season?

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Feature of the week: sugared plum surprise pops. What happens if you're not a faery and eat them? That'd be the surprise part.

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@ClaryAFray some of the time. It depends on if we're expecting faeries or ummm Shadowhunters 'slumming it' as it was put the other day.

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August looks to be smoking hot. Come try our new faery inspired ice cream flavors!

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Don't forget our summer menu is bloody amazing!
This week's feature: pitchers of bloody sangria.

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Shadowhunters in training who have not ascended will be considered mundane unless accompanied by runed Shadowhunters.

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It's hot and vampires, few of you have refrigeration. Come to Taki's for some nice non-coagulated blood! Half off pig's blood every Tuesday.

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Being absolutely insensitive to anyone's problems, we'd like to announce our new spring menu! Stop in for fabulous specials.

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Please note: you are responsible for any mundanes you bring in. If they end up someone's lunch, we are not responsible but will profit.

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Wow can werewolves sure eat wings! Much profit made off sorrows being drowned in beer. Thanks mundane sports players.

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@Praetor_Kyle is this why we have a huge bizarre combination of faerie food sitting here waiting for you to pick it up?

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Break your New Years resolutions and come to Taki's where the deep fryer is always ready!

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Thanksgiving special: whole rare turkeys 25% off. This is a family aka pack time of year.

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Now offering blood infused tequila with any cheeseburger purchase before dusk. Groups of 5 and up only.

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Due to a recent incident, we would like to remind all patrons that if groped, Kaelie is allowed to bite at will. Sincerely Taki's management

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@VampiroMalvado due to the lack of enthusiasm, a deposit will be required for future vampire nights. Also, only Kaelie is allowed to bite.

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With the changing of the reasons, locusts, crickets and various other faerie delicacies will be in short supply. Come and try them soon!

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Free faerie plum with any purchase of coconut pancakes while supplies last. Watch your friends go wild at Taki's.

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Taki's feels safe in offering a buy one get two free cheeseburger deal for the rest of the week, rumors have it the blond is out of town.

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Now serving skunk blood. It was an anonymous request. @VampiroMalvado whomever wanted it, well, we aim to please.