Corey Lewis

Nerd.
Lifter.
Dad.

[Corey Lewis @TakoTac0s]

@UntamedAcademic I am JEALOUS of your khakis. 5.11?

[Corey Lewis @TakoTac0s]

Day 8 of newborn daughter not being able to sleep outside of my arms also coincides with Night 8 of learning CSS. I’m coming for you web dev side hustle!

[billy eichner @billyeichner]

Happy 99th Birthday to the only thing we can all agree on, Betty White! ❤️

[Corey Lewis @TakoTac0s]

I’ve started intermittent fasting again. T-minus one hour till breaking the fast and I’ve started watching food YouTube... I forgot how much I hate this. #glutton #gimmealltherice

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Good morning 🌞

Lies are not “differences of opinion.”

Have a great day!

[Corey Lewis @TakoTac0s]

@UntamedAcademic But please bring me along!

[Corey Lewis @TakoTac0s]

My newborn daughter eats three percent of her body weight per meal. If I were to do that I would have to eat 10lbs of food per sitting. Babies are insane.

[Corey Lewis @TakoTac0s]

@UntamedAcademic I feel like I’ve heard this quite a few times recently.

[Corey Lewis @TakoTac0s]

@UntamedAcademic A newborn calf.

[Infosecurity Magazine @InfosecurityMag]

UK Jails Cyber-Voyeur https://t.co/Tk4RkoHpYD

[Corey Lewis @TakoTac0s]

Having been kept up by the baby all night, I think I’m about to join in the pile for naps. #dadlife #sleepcity

[Cory Booker @CoryBooker]

The president is weak. And wrong.

White supremacy is not a mental illness, and guns are a tool that white supremacists use to fulfill their hate.

[Saint Patrick @SaintPatrickNJ]

I really need to find a new local bar. Mines full of people I hate running into.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

You know what we’re going to do tomorrow?

Same thing we do every week. Fight for:
✅ Living wages & unions
✅ A humane border
✅ Healthcare + edu as rights
✅ Loosening the grip of corp lobbyists on our democracy

They can stay busy defending racism.

We’ve got things to do.

[RENÉE @renee]

DON'T 👏 MAKE 👏 JOKES 👏 ABOUT 👏 AREA 👏 51 👏 IF 👏 YOU 👏 HAVEN'T 👏 FUCKED 👏 AN 👏 ALIEN 👏

[thomas ☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ @ThomasBeautyy]

just thinking about how there’s real people actually mad at a black woman playing a fictional mermaid LMAO

[Corey Lewis @TakoTac0s]

Dad was right.

[GONE: now @vaspider.gay on BlueSky @vaspider]

My daughter just sidled up to me and said, "Hey Mom, where do they keep the gay fish?"

"Uh --"

"AN AQUEERIUM!"

I feel as if this is proof that I have succeeded as a parent.

[Corey Lewis @TakoTac0s]

Ooo, so close to getting that tip but you had to go and be racist at the last possible moment. Too bad for you dude.