Talentless Troll

Marine Biology Major. Gamer. Out of Practice Computer Nerd. A VIPPER and a Dokyun. Figured I'd give you all a heads up: I tend to swear quite a bit.

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The wheel fell off my lawnmower again. Even though I knew what to do this time, it was still a bitch, and I cracked the locking washer, but I JB Weld'd it together anyway. Now it looks like one of those stupid trucks with spiked out lug nuts.

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At Sam's Club and watched an older couple pull an entire pallet of ketchup to the register.

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How expensive is YouTube TV if they have a $120 discount promotion?

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First time mowing since I got the wheels fixed. No problems, and I went through some heavy brush, and even up the septic tank mound.

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Getting tired of the idol shit in Nikke....

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Unfortunately I work the next few days so I won't know if it worked until Sunday morning

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We hopefully successfully got my lawnmower wheels back on. At first we were trying to be careful with the locking washers, but we kept bending them, and then I was like fuck it, and went berserk on it, and it worked. Then we JB Weld'd the washer in place.

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I think I can fix it with some JB Weld and a decent sized washer.

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Last time I mowed, the front wheel of my mower fell off, and I couldn't find the cap that keeps it in place. Today I mowed with only three wheels. It surprisingly wasn't so bad.

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And then, right as I was about to mow the last row, the other wheel fell off, and I couldn't find its cap either. Now, its nearly impossible to mow.

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@ConureChick @MilosParrots And diesel pick up trucks. Also people have gun ranges on their property, so I hear rifle shots pretty regularly.

And my house has piss poor insulation, so I hear pretty much anything like as if it was literally outside my front door.

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@ConureChick Drivers license was on my desk at home.

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This is fucking dumb.

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So... I found out my driver's license is not in my wallet... and I have no idea how long it's been missing.

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So the earliest appointment I can set at the DMV is June 1st, in a city 45 miles away. Or I can wait until June 11th and get it in the city I live in.

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You can take the exam any number of times. Said guy has failed it like four times now, I think.

Not to toot my own horn, but I passed it on my first try.

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So you have 18 months to pass the state license exam, or else they fire you. The new guy has only been here 3 months, and he's saying he wants to pass the exam by the end of June.

Meanwhile, we got another guy who's been here for 2 years and still hasn't passed the exam.

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The only reason they haven't fired him is because he was originally hired in a different department, and they literally, this past week, sent him back to the other department until he passes the exam.