Tales From Nightshift

Official Twitter account for the Undead Nurse

Memes are my love language

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Avengers, Assemble!

#nursing #nurses #nurselife #nursingmemes

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#LuigiMangione

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I'M OLD GREGG!

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Every time!

#nursingmemes #Nursing #nurselife

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Ninja Turtles like pizza... ICU Nurses like pizza... Ipso facto ICU Nurses are Ninja Turtles

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Everytime

#RegisteredNurse #nurselife #rn #nurses #nursememes #PedroPascal #pedropascalmemes

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Stay alert! Stay alive!

#nursingmemes #Nursing #nurse #nurselife #Nurses

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Everybody's a comedian

#nurses #icunurse #medsurg #medsurgnurse #studentnurse #nightshiftproblems #nightnurse
#funnynursememes #nursememes #criticalcarenurse

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Volume 3

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Volume 2

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Part 1

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@LorazepamLashes Scrubs aren't supposed to match... That just looks weird

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You know you work at a Boujee Hospital when you consistently see Maseratis, Mercedes, and BMWs in the emergency room parking spots

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We need to take this nurse's approach more often and not kill ourselves over satisfaction scores. Be the change you want in life.

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If you ever want to prove Pavlov's Theory, pull the fire alarm and watch the female nurse's reaction.

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Ever have a coworker piss you off so bad that you do something petty like rearrange the glove dispensers so that all the small gloves are on top... Have fun getting your gloves shorty.

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The Joint Commission now recommends that due to nationwide staffing issues every Nurse be issued a pair of Heelys

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Yeah sex is great, but have you ever floated in an IV with the saline flush when you hit a valve? 🤌🤌🤌🥵

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OnlyFans was made for Nurses who want to make traveler money, but can't travel.