The Tales of Masculus

Join the MANLIEST hero of all time—Masculus—as He blossoms fair maidens, liberates dainty damsels, & leads His brotherhood to restore order in a world of chaos.

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@waitmaya ‘Twas sad to scroll for nearly a full minute and find no one with the answer of 31. You see; 1 to 3 adds 2. 3 to 7 adds 4. 7 to 15 adds 8. So clearly one must simply add 16 to 15 to find the answer.

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Tired of loser heroes that pack no punch where it actually matters? Fear no longer! Masculus is here! Listen for free, and experience the manliest hero of all time.

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@Oglaf Reminds me of a stunning damsel I'd taken while in her father's gardens. Our smoldering passion prompted a most excitable burst of seed from my loins. Perhaps one day I'll come to learn she'd sire a son of mine, and I'll return to regale him of this fiery tale.

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@SouthPark @drafthouse “Upon first entrance of mine glory into her pristine chalice—deep to its end then pressed firmly, deeper still until full to its very brink—her entire body began to rise into the air, the two of us now moving together as one." See profile for more of The Tales of Masculus!

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The men began to roll dice for who would have first go with the present hoes, the winners cheering their good fortune and jesting at the losers, describing what state of mess they might leave the hoes in before passing them along.... #comedy #funny #joke #Satire #humor

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The Tales of Masculus — Part 1 https://t.co/JTF5WAKwWR via @YouTube

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This is a work in progress art piece for our up and coming chapter 5, featuring a horror story unlike any you've ever heard. Want more? Let us know.

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"What followed was nothing short of unspeakable horrors, forever burnt into the eyes of the mother and daughter, who could do nothing but watch and scream as steel met steel and flesh until the father, along with all five sons lay slain before them."

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Introducing “The Tales of Masculus”. A comedy like you’ve never before imagined. Prepare yourselves for the manliest hero of all time. For Masculus has arrived.

"The Tales of Masculus" - Part 1 (intro, prologue, ch1&2)
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Nothing could hold a candle to the wondrous sight that stood before her. A sight worthy of songs to be sung, of hymns to be hummed, of sculptors and painters and poets alike to attempt to capture the essence which He so wholly embodied...

PURE MASCULINE MAGNIFICENCE.

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The brothers stepped forward and reviewed their options. A well run brothel, bed and breakfast offers a balanced selection, including both in-house hoes as well as traveling hoes.

The former, often referred to as a tavern wenches, serve as a… FOLLOW TO HEAR OUR FULL AUDIO SHOW

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@LibertyCappy He recounted His time at Despratto’s manor at length, detailing out the fairness of the former maiden’s beauty, the fantastically tight, moist flower she possessed and the details of how she moaned and convulsed as He blossomed it.

—From Ch. 2 of The Tales of Masculus

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@ElonMuskAOC For Masculus had delivered so glorious a blessing unto her, a soft rain fell from the heavens above as even the gods themselves wept of sheer astonishment.

It was then that Rayleigh would leave her maidenhood behind, blossoming into a woman that very night.

—from Ch. 1

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@dineshDj_ Surely one can find whatever it is they’re looking for in The Tales of Masculus.

An excerpt from our Prologue:

“Fertile curves traced her feminine form. Lips and hair as red as blood stained fire…

..His eyes went wide, his jaw hung low and he grew three inches far below.”