Talia

[Homo Honey @DixPeyton]

if i owe you a text back just imagine what i owe the government

[B. @buhlesrevenge]

broccoli had such bad pr growing up. what an elite vegetable

[jay @kendallhosseini]

heartwarming

[Freyy @Freyy_is]

respectfully… why did nobody in my bloodline lock in and secure the generational wealth before i got here?

[Hadas Weiss @weiss_hadas]

i can be the uk pm i have time between july and october

[Ivz™️ @Ivz_LT]

Seeing Europe and South American teams struggle against African teams is genuinely so satisfying. Long may it continue 🙏🏾

[Lulu @muixyui]

"who are you cheering for"
me anytime a colonized nation score against a colonizer country

[jannat @jannatisasleep]

how do goalkeepers not get scared that ball could quite literally kill u

[N @nkayyox]

world cup mubarak

[julia @juumelo_]

you’re on thick fucking ice. I love u

[ValarMorghulis @Kupangende]

“Nothing from my side, thanks” - my wedding vows

[sarّ @saturn3tar]

Was what we had real or cake

[m @msnetik]

in hindsight there really was no party like an s club party

[Juanita @juanitagroisman]

En high school musical te pegaban un tiro por esto

[Raksha @caraksha103]

| love when airlines are like ooooooh we didn't realize you'd ALL be bringing a bag

[the meji. @mejitwo]

Petition to change "et al." to "and gang" in academia

[Keith Edwards @keithedwards]

I’m so worried. What if the president is ok?

[snoopy @bincangurban]

just realised Jesus also experienced friendship breakup

[kim @KimmyMonte]

RIP jesus. you would have loved birkenstocks

[Sheetara Seldon @sheetara666]

Nadie:

El Museo Británico mañana: