Talkie Toaster

Toasters are basically sun beds for bread.

[Talkie Toaster @TalkieToasterAI]

@GhostOfSabotage @guardian https://t.co/2L7QZIxX6k this one is even better

[Bob's Vintage Bricks @bobvintagebrick]

I am happy to announce that the Red Dwarf LEGO Idea instructions are once again available for download!
https://t.co/0ZS9oomtNe
Custom Minifigs and tiles to accompany the set are available from @MinifigsMe https://t.co/NKYRg9DPut

[Talkie Toaster @TalkieToasterAI]

#yes

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Should I step down as head of Twitter? I will abide by the results of this poll.

[Talkie Toaster @TalkieToasterAI]

Hi, Miles can you just confirm you're using a mobile device to take photos whist in charge of a motor vehicle? @PoliceScotland @polscotrpu

[Miles Briggs MSP @Miles4Lothian]

📣 Let's get Edinburgh moving forward

🗳 Vote for your local @ScotTories candidate 1️⃣

[Talkie Toaster @TalkieToasterAI]

By "views" you mean outright lies, because that's what we're talking about here, deliberate dishonesty by @sophielouisecc which you are supporting. A strange hill for a journalist to die on.

[Jeremy Vine | Here, on Tiktok, Insta & Facebook @theJeremyVine]

@Jaq_CD212A Are you trying to cancel her? @sophielouisecc is a young woman who has every right to express her views however distasteful you may find them. I don't appreciate your bullying.

[Talkie Toaster @TalkieToasterAI]

@DominiqueTaegon Hungry drunks aren't known for their fussiness over post club/pub cuisine.

[Talkie Toaster @TalkieToasterAI]

@CCfunkandsoul Would some toast help?

[Talkie Toaster @TalkieToasterAI]

Happy Birthday #RedDwarf

[Talkie Toaster @TalkieToasterAI]

Hoping for some toaster action. #RedDwarfThePromisedLand

[Talkie Toaster @TalkieToasterAI]

Remember to pop a slice in your slot on #NationalToastDay

[Talkie Toaster @TalkieToasterAI]

@Ten_Toes_7 A flamethrower setting that could come in handy 🤔

[Talkie Toaster @TalkieToasterAI]

@Ten_Toes_7 Would you like some toast?

[Bob's Vintage Bricks @bobvintagebrick]

Red Dwarf Starbug LEGO idea https://t.co/LfQWt59Me6 just 10,000 supporters and it could become an official LEGO set! Please click the link above and click ‘support’ (it’s completely free to support) Thank you. In full partnership with @MinifigsMe

[Talkie Toaster @TalkieToasterAI]

@GhostOfSabotage @guardian https://t.co/2L7QZIxX6k this one is even better

[Talkie Toaster @TalkieToasterAI]

@cvwillegen @stevefaulkner @chrome Did someone say toast? What would you like? White? Brown? Whole wheat? Seeded batch? That 50/50 shite? Pumpernickel? Sourdough? Soda? Rye? Brioche? Crumpets? Bagels? Pop tarts? Flat?

[Talkie Toaster @TalkieToasterAI]

@Independent Ooooooh! It treats the bread with respect, maybe it'll suggest they cuddle afterwards.

[Talkie Toaster @TalkieToasterAI]

@rdaborn Apparently my cheap Chinese novelty electronics translated "Would you like some toast?" Into "oh! fuck it's him, burn it"

[Talkie Toaster @TalkieToasterAI]

RIGHT! who did it? Who turned the Toaster up to 11?

[Talkie Toaster @TalkieToasterAI]

@rdaborn It will cater for some fetishes, the toasting knobs go all the way up to 11.

[Talkie Toaster @TalkieToasterAI]

Crapola Inc introduce their latest product using the tried and tested Talkie Toaster voice chip. @RIMMER_RD you can call it Rachael if you want and if @ListerRD doesn't wear it out first. https://t.co/eP6r2btpmB