My Talking Bachelor

it's like my talking pet......but it's the bachelor...

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I hope Becca @thebkoof becomes the next bachelorette and on NIGHT ONE Peter @peterkrauswi steps out of the limo and goes " Fuck those bitches. Let's do the damn thing". END OF SEASON. #BachelorFinale @BachelorNation #TheBachelor @TheBachelorTV #THEBACHELORABC

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@TLC this man is such an abusive d-bag.

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@dvorakoelling @IvankaTrump Yep. This. All of this.

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@balockaye_h Yes.

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@CalvinKlein @kourtneykardash god. no. no more kardashian plague. no. more.

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@realDonaldTrump @TuckerCarlson Is "Special C" a cousin of "Special K"...??? Asking for a friend.

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@Jennacooperfit huh.

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@carlywaddell ummmmmmmmmmmmm

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@SarahJanovich @Jennacooperfit Girl. Get a grip of reality. #inspiring @RealitySteve

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yes.

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Annalise and Camille (Kamile? Kamelle? Kamil? Camel? whatevs) break up: SHOCKER. ANNALISE STOP. YOUR WORTH IS NOT BASED ON A MAN. DUMP THIS DOUCHE AND MOVE FORWARD. #BachelorInParadiseFinale #annaliese #annalieseandkamil

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Joe. #BachelorInParadise @AmabileJoe

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OHHHH! GOOO BENIOT. #snacks @jordan__kimball Yeah, sorry dude. Just no. You don't compare women to "snacks". Go ahead and look up objectification ... it's cool. We'll wait.

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@realDonaldTrump Donald, Fuck. Off.

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@AshleySpivey @RealitySteve on it. thanks for the heads up!

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@AshleySpivey OHHHHH WHAT TEXTS?!?? #worklyfeeee #what

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That was the DUMBEST montage ever. #BachelorInParadise

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UGH Annalise.... just. ugh. #BachelorInParadise

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ASTRID IS THE BIP CHER WE NEVER KNEW WE NEEDED. #BachelorInParadise @astrid_loch @cher

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Jenna- PLATFORM HEELS AND SAND .... WORST THING EVER #AMIRITE ??
@Jennacooperfit @jordan__kimball #BACHELORINPARADISE #stillmourningjoe

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@AnnaKendrick47 no.