StopTalkingDuringGoldenGirls

My granddaughter says I talk too much during the Golden Girls, so she set up a Twitter for me to share my views.

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Sophia is seduced by Buster's jaunty, little yellow feather behind his ear, but she dismisses Cheswick's wearing of an ascot and jaunty cap? Is jaunty a do or a don't, Sophia? #GoldenGirls #fickleSophia #killerinstinct #dreamonpiccadilly

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Rose's honeymoon is confusing. She was appalled, but it was the most passionate night of her life? It was also the first time she saw a man, and given her family tradition, it must have been on her great, great grandmother's wedding plate. Odd. #goldengirls #roseandcharlie

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Does Blanche truly think a dog's natural habitat is roaming around outdoors? That's a cruel view of pets, in my opinion. #GoldenGirls #thatfilthybeast #byeauntieblanche #dogsarepeopletoo

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I've always thought Blanche would've found Truby too much of a threat for her to be an ideal Dorothy replacement. #goldengirls #youthinkweredogsdontyou #theregoesthebride #debbiereynolds

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The sofa is never good enough for guests to sleep on, but it's where Blanche slept when her bad was back and is Dorothy's preferred place to lie when she's poorly. #GoldenGirls #martyrdom

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Sophia's jumping on her own at the news of Burt Reynolds is terribly cute. #goldengirls #alwaysleftout

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Why is Rose anti-psychiatry when she works in a grief counseling center and has dated a psychiatrist? #GoldenGirls #psychasinpsycho #endofthecurse #consistencymatters

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I find the timing of Dorothy's and her roommate's operations confusing. #GoldenGirls #theoperation #Mortonsneuroma #AnyLittleMixUp

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Rose as she comes into the room carrying a tray of drink: "Shall I set this down some place?" Classic Rose stupidity. #GoldenGirls #guesswhoscomingtodinner

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Is the scene with Blanche pulling her hand into her red jacket sleeve in the opening sequence of the first few seasons from an actual episode? I don't think it is but my granddaughter says I'm a liar. I might be mistaken but mistakes aren't lies, little girl. #goldengirls

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I'm not trying to blame the victim, but Frank was totally responsible for every misunderstanding between him and Dorothy. #goldengirls #forgivemefather

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@GoldenGirls85 Perfect!

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Charlie (granddaughter not husband) would never say "I want to meet boys who want to be astronauts" at that age, nor would she imagine Bruce Springsteen's face on Robert, her date at the castle. Get real - she was probably 10 in 1986 and he was 37! #GoldenGirls #childdialoguefail

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"I said goodbye, Stanley" is such a great ending to that conversation. I'm glad they let Dorothy have the last word. And the toupee gag is the perfect comedic icing on the cake. #GoldenGirls #Stansfirstappearance

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@GoldenGirlsPod Both women are pushed out of their comfort zones, and it doesn't pay off.

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@WholesomeMeme She looks like Katie Couric.

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Speaking of sexism (as we usually are in this house), fuck those plumbers. #GoldenGirls #aswesayintheplumbinggame #feministphaselateinlife #threedozenspudgaskets #ourbiggestworryistanksweat

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@goldengirlsnews There are four, and I'd recommend going chronologically: Hard Day's Night, Help, Magical Mystery Tour, and Let It Be. Yellow Submarine doesn't feature the Beatles, just their music. Enjoy!

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"Females to Fondle" is a very clever joke but I've got two important questions. 1. What about the Fa- & Fu- words? 2. Why is a sports agent, in town on business, spending his time in between appointments with clients at the public library reading an encyclopedia? #GoldenGirls

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@StOlafStories I'm sorry to interrupt but does anybody but me think the hat's a little precious?