Self-righteous Spud

Sexy Spudnick, speaking ;) So what if I'm self-righteous? I'm more of a potato than you could ever be.

[Self-righteous Spud @TalkingPotato]

@TimelineNargles we're too sexy...

[Self-righteous Spud @TalkingPotato]

Testing tweetdeck to see if I can tweet from all accounts at any one time.

[Self-righteous Spud @TalkingPotato]

@benhatton fuck you. I'm a beautiful person, too.

[Self-righteous Spud @TalkingPotato]

@Evil_Dumbledore awww yeah.

[Self-righteous Spud @TalkingPotato]

@sammydafish precisely!!

[Self-righteous Spud @TalkingPotato]

@sareybooo fuck yeah.

[Self-righteous Spud @TalkingPotato]

Justin And Beliebers Are Swaggy? POTATO SAYS NO.

[Self-righteous Spud @TalkingPotato]

Haters gonna hate,
Potatoes gonna potate.

[Self-righteous Spud @TalkingPotato]

@_hollygregory potatoes are sexy ;)

[Weird Horse @WeirdHorse]

All alone in the field. Just started trotting but opted for a gallop then neighed

[Weird Horse @WeirdHorse]

Cows to the left of me, donkeys to the right, here I am stuck in the middle with hooves

[Self-righteous Spud @TalkingPotato]

@funnyortruth POTATOES ARE SEXY WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?!

[Self-righteous Spud @TalkingPotato]

@1TongueIN_Her I'm a potato?

[Weird Horse @WeirdHorse]

We could have had it all. Rolling in the sheep. You had your udder close to my hoof, and you placed it, on a teat

[Self-righteous Spud @TalkingPotato]

#itsTimeForYouToRealize that your grammar is appalling RT @1TongueIN_Her: itsTimeForYouToRealize you not the only girl in the world who cute

[Self-righteous Spud @TalkingPotato]

#itsTimeForYouToRealize that I'm more of a potato than YOU will ever be.

[Self-righteous Spud @TalkingPotato]

@Jamster83 this potato wishes to slap the bitch. *SLAPEROO*

[Self-righteous Spud @TalkingPotato]

#HappyBirthdayRonWeasley

[Self-righteous Spud @TalkingPotato]

@JuliaaDisapioo noooo I don't want a wedgie ;(

[Self-righteous Spud @TalkingPotato]

@NotesOnGirls because potatoes are sexy mofos.