HappyWifeHappyLife

I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. First, let her think she's having her own way. And second, let her have it.

[HappyWifeHappyLife @TalkingToMyWife]

@PlayDuelyst this is one of the best tactical and visual games f2p games out there. But when are you launching a mobile version?

[HappyWifeHappyLife @TalkingToMyWife]

@PocketMortys https://t.co/x85g9VljKf

[HappyWifeHappyLife @TalkingToMyWife]

After deleting my MP account and grinding for weeks to get One True Morty, spending real money, staying up late and night, I was ready to transfer him to my new MP account. But I guess you decided to change that @PocketMortys

[HappyWifeHappyLife @TalkingToMyWife]

Who changed you with one hand? Mommy did!"

[HappyWifeHappyLife @TalkingToMyWife]

Doctor: "Are you on any birth control?"
Wife: "Uhm, we pull out"
Doctor: "...."

[HappyWifeHappyLife @TalkingToMyWife]

"Oops! I dropped some cookie on our babies head"

[HappyWifeHappyLife @TalkingToMyWife]

"I wanted to kiss you last night but you fell asleep"