just had a staring contest with a kid in a target. he started by telling his mom to look at the tall lady and i asked what he was staring at. we proceeded to stare until he turned down an aisle lmao
i was sitting at the bar with my friends and i wanted to stand up for a second and the bartender yelled at me for standing on the stool. i have never put a man in his place so quickly. this 5’5 mf thought i was standing on a stool🥴😩😂
Some lady came up to me today, like way too close to me, and looked up and me and said “I’m a hobbit” like she had to be over a foot shorter than me. I didn’t even know how to respond😂