Tall F. Pumpkins

Forged in the Harvest of Sorrow, my young seedling quickly grew into the demon-seed pumpkin of Lucifer...

[Tall F. Pumpkins @TallFPumpkins]

My adoring fans, I want you all to know that I will remember you when the great "Pumpocolypse" begins. ...You shall all be carved out first.

[Tall F. Pumpkins @TallFPumpkins]

Seize the time !
@emcafee @carlamitchell97 @Locnar @Ian__garwood @Lula_13 @m_trick_ @j4istehwin @saahl00 @FreshTee_Etsy @amandacobra

[Tall F. Pumpkins @TallFPumpkins]

Official website https://t.co/TnxhnKljgP
@emcafee @carlamitchell97 @Locnar @Ian__garwood @Lula_13 @m_trick_ @j4istehwin @saahl00 @FreshTee_Etsy @amandacobra

[Tall F. Pumpkins @TallFPumpkins]

Seize the time !
@emcafee @carlamitchell97 @laperle_joshua @Locnar @858Productions @TheMcKayArts @saahl00 @TeeVibeShop @FreshTee_Etsy @amandacobra

[Tall F. Pumpkins @TallFPumpkins]

Official website https://t.co/TnxhnKCUFp
@emcafee @carlamitchell97 @laperle_joshua @Locnar @858Productions @TheMcKayArts @saahl00 @TeeVibeShop @FreshTee_Etsy @amandacobra

[Tall F. Pumpkins @TallFPumpkins]

The Ya-Who #InternetABand

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U2be #InternetABand

[Tall F. Pumpkins @TallFPumpkins]

Here's a festive #LifeHack: If you catch a local stray cat, you can use it's skin to sew a nice little cozy for all of your trophy skulls.

[Tall F. Pumpkins @TallFPumpkins]

The internet is full of stupid things...

[Tall F. Pumpkins @TallFPumpkins]

Aahhh, October 1st. The day I get to finally put out my Jack-O-Human. #HappyOctober1st

[Tall F. Pumpkins @TallFPumpkins]

As the autumn moon rises, my army of undead gourds will once again descend upon the earth...
Meaning I can finally try out my new material!

[Tall F. Pumpkins @TallFPumpkins]

Guys I just farted and a little bit of pulp came out...

...why does this only ever happen at parties?

[Tall F. Pumpkins @TallFPumpkins]

The hardest thing about being a pumpkin is your skin. ... Hello? Is this thing on?

[Tall F. Pumpkins @TallFPumpkins]

Many of you have asked me why I haven't been making posts lately... The short answer is: IM ON VACATION!!!

[Tall F. Pumpkins @TallFPumpkins]

Thomas the Tanked Engine: The Movie #MakeAKidsMovieDrunk

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The Jungle Bukowski #MakeAKidsMovieDrunk

[Tall F. Pumpkins @TallFPumpkins]

Just got a stem job from a stripper in Utica. If you don't know what that is... you can't afford it. #bazinga! 🙌

[Tall F. Pumpkins @TallFPumpkins]

Does anyone know if an inhuman stack of sinister pumpkins is still required to pay Squash Support, even when the birth was unintended?

[The Twilight Pwn @twilightpwn]

Video: Check out listener Brian Wylie’s hilaire parody of “Living Doll” on Funny or Die. http://t.co/XGr1Hu0SKe

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The next person who tells me to "keep calm and..." Is going to have their face mounted onto a railroad spike. #keepcalmandshutthehellup

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Accidentally chopped off part of my stem, trying to carve myself a new mustache. Now I know what John Bobbitt must have felt like...