Sparkle Motion

Old and boring

[Sparkle Motion @TallSweaty]

I haven’t hit full fledged misanthropist yet but I’m coasting along at, “I really thought y’all were smarter than me”.

[Sparkle Motion @TallSweaty]

��That’s nine years of gymnastics, bitch!” #AmericanDrag

[American Dad @AmericanDadTV]

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[Sparkle Motion @TallSweaty]

Gotta start with a little self love ;)

[Sparkle Motion @TallSweaty]

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There! Now I’ve got this going. Gotta love some Substack.

[Sparkle Motion @TallSweaty]

Substack- it’s what grapenuts are to cereal.

[Sparkle Motion @TallSweaty]

BOOK NEWS, by @laurenthehough https://t.co/rDkq8dQIf1

[K @ollkorrect0]

I don't trust trees. They seem shady.

[Sparkle Motion @TallSweaty]

@Popehat You know, if you want to discuss something with me instead of mocking me you can always reach out.

[🇨🇦𖤐 Father Red McGee 𖤐 🇨🇦 @FatherRedMcgee]

I fully support the new pope.

[lily @c0wgirlonline]

u are not paranoid everyone is always lying to u and doing things behind your back and that car has been following you for far too long

[Sparkle Motion @TallSweaty]

Bets on what song Rudy sings?
My money is on, ‘I got 99 problems’.

[Sparkle Motion @TallSweaty]

Some days you just have to ask yourself, “where are our robot overlords at right now?”

[Sparkle Motion @TallSweaty]

Not cute Minnie Mouse. Not cute.

[Sparkle Motion @TallSweaty]

“That’s a good idea. I’m going to use that. AND NO, I WILL NOT GIVE YOU CREDIT”, he declared emphatically and snidely.

[Sparkle Motion @TallSweaty]

@Charlie18292784 Gah! Most people suck. But not you. :)

[Sparkle Motion @TallSweaty]

@Charlie18292784 Yeah. He had that “coming on strong vibe”. I mean I like confidence in a man but that’s something different.

[Sparkle Motion @TallSweaty]

How much eye contact is enough eye contact? Someone please unravel this universal mystery for me.

[Sparkle Motion @TallSweaty]

@Charlie18292784 @mcsherry00 Yup. That worked. Just sent the $$$. Take your sick friend to the vet as soon as you are able.

[Sparkle Motion @TallSweaty]

@Charlie18292784 @mcsherry00 I’m trying to send to your mom’s venmo but it wants the last 4 digits of her phone number to be sure I gave the right person.